My neighbor came over to complain that our morning alarm was too loud already. I don't want to discuss the volume of my sex toys with her.
just so long as you don't have to discuss the volume of HER sex toys with her
I happen to be very biteable, pal. I'm moist and delicious.
Xander ,'Bring On The Night'
Natter 54: Right here, dammit.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Trudy Booth - Oct 04, 2007 8:36:48 pm PDT #5127 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
-t - Oct 04, 2007 8:38:24 pm PDT #5128 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
I am looking forward to not sharing a wall with strangers, that's for sure.
tommyrot - Oct 04, 2007 8:41:12 pm PDT #5129 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
For some reason I'm now imagining a sex toy with loud buzzers and sirens and a-oooh-gah horns and a synthesized voice proclaiming, "WARNING - GENITAL STIMULATION COMMENCING."
§ ita § - Oct 04, 2007 8:44:59 pm PDT #5130 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
NoiseDesign - Oct 04, 2007 8:45:12 pm PDT #5131 of 10001
Our wings are not tired
I would not be shocked it that sex toy already existed.
tommyrot - Oct 04, 2007 8:49:18 pm PDT #5132 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Or maybe a sex toy that has a loudspeaker that says, "ATTENTION BUILDING RESIDENTS - SOMEONE IN THIS APARTMENT COMPLEX IS MASTURBATING."
BigDuluth - Oct 04, 2007 8:52:36 pm PDT #5133 of 10001
"I am the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world"
Or maybe a sex toy that has a loudspeaker that says, "ATTENTION BUILDING RESIDENTS - SOMEONE IN THIS APARTMENT COMPLEX IS MASTURBATING."
sort of a bullhorn/vibrator hybrid?
Jars - Oct 04, 2007 11:47:12 pm PDT #5134 of 10001
Kat - Oct 05, 2007 3:07:57 am PDT #5135 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
But I've never seen Dead Like Me.
Really? LOVE.
brenda m - Oct 05, 2007 3:13:34 am PDT #5136 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Marion Jones is copping to steriod use. That's disappointing, if not entirely shocking.