No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 54: Right here, dammit.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Oct 04, 2007 8:49:18 pm PDT #5132 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Or maybe a sex toy that has a loudspeaker that says, "ATTENTION BUILDING RESIDENTS - SOMEONE IN THIS APARTMENT COMPLEX IS MASTURBATING."


BigDuluth - Oct 04, 2007 8:52:36 pm PDT #5133 of 10001
"I am the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world"

Or maybe a sex toy that has a loudspeaker that says, "ATTENTION BUILDING RESIDENTS - SOMEONE IN THIS APARTMENT COMPLEX IS MASTURBATING."

sort of a bullhorn/vibrator hybrid?


Jars - Oct 04, 2007 11:47:12 pm PDT #5134 of 10001

[link]

IgNobel award results.


Kat - Oct 05, 2007 3:07:57 am PDT #5135 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

But I've never seen Dead Like Me.

Really? LOVE.


brenda m - Oct 05, 2007 3:13:34 am PDT #5136 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Marion Jones is copping to steriod use. That's disappointing, if not entirely shocking.


Emily - Oct 05, 2007 3:22:26 am PDT #5137 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Mmmmorning.

Oh good. My mumbling killed the thread. How is everybody?


Jesse - Oct 05, 2007 4:10:16 am PDT #5138 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I am full of eggs and bacon and toast, which is not a bad way to be.


Emily - Oct 05, 2007 4:20:53 am PDT #5139 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Sounds wonderful, Jesse! How did that happen? I managed to wolf down a quarter of a bagel before work. Are you a get-up-and-make-breakfast-first kind of person?


Jesse - Oct 05, 2007 4:22:55 am PDT #5140 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I'm in a hotel! I hung the thingy on the door last night, and presto chango, a guy showed up with delicious breakfast this morning. Now I need to be working.


Cashmere - Oct 05, 2007 4:24:34 am PDT #5141 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Dear lord, how I love room service. Sadly, my house doesn't have it.