That lady is pretty weird, lisah.

So, there is a HazMat team in my building because the admissions office just got a suspicious application. So far, only the admissions office ahs been evacuated (and they are now contaminating us!). Also, covering for Big!Boss's Assistant is for the birds! So far todayI have had to troubleshoot random meetings on people's calendars, no hot water, the voice mail system being down, and boss's printer "Going Crazy!" (it was out of toner).

That does sound like jealous jerkary rather than someone who needs to be sent to Remedial Human Behavior 101 with an emphasis on "how not to be a tactless jackass."

Animated business clip art is some seriously freaky shit.

I think the proper answer for "When are you due?" is "For what?"

think the proper answer for "When are you due?" is "For what?"

I didn't quite have my wits around me. She approached me as soon as I set foot into this party and was trying to orient myself to it. I'm glad I did ask her what was wrong with her though.

I think I am in love with BaconSalt. The idea of it, anyway. I guess I shouldn't fully commit myself until we meet.

And it immediately became funny as hell because WTF? Who says something like that?

Unfortunately, lots of jackasses do, all the time. (Oddly, I've never had it happen to me, which is hard for me to believe, since I have quite a large belly. Perhaps it's just the "fuck off and DIE" look I give strangers that keeps them from saying *anything* to me.)

It was even so much that she made the manners faux pas of assuming a chubby bellied lady was pregnant but that she then played it off like she had intended it to be a joke that was really WTF.

Now, like my bacon, happiness gone.

NATLBSB.

My friend just started carrying a bacon chocolate bar at her store:

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It was really pretty good. Not overwhelmingly bacon-y. More like chocolate with crunchy, salty bits added.