Book: Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned? Simon: No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist.

'War Stories'


Natter 54: Right here, dammit.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


shrift - Sep 24, 2007 9:01:06 am PDT #2506 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

That does sound like jealous jerkary rather than someone who needs to be sent to Remedial Human Behavior 101 with an emphasis on "how not to be a tactless jackass."


shrift - Sep 24, 2007 9:16:49 am PDT #2507 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Animated business clip art is some seriously freaky shit.


Ginger - Sep 24, 2007 9:17:50 am PDT #2508 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I think the proper answer for "When are you due?" is "For what?"


lisah - Sep 24, 2007 9:20:27 am PDT #2509 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

think the proper answer for "When are you due?" is "For what?"

I didn't quite have my wits around me. She approached me as soon as I set foot into this party and was trying to orient myself to it. I'm glad I did ask her what was wrong with her though.


-t - Sep 24, 2007 9:22:52 am PDT #2510 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I think I am in love with BaconSalt. The idea of it, anyway. I guess I shouldn't fully commit myself until we meet.


Steph L. - Sep 24, 2007 9:24:29 am PDT #2511 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

And it immediately became funny as hell because WTF? Who says something like that?

Unfortunately, lots of jackasses do, all the time. (Oddly, I've never had it happen to me, which is hard for me to believe, since I have quite a large belly. Perhaps it's just the "fuck off and DIE" look I give strangers that keeps them from saying *anything* to me.)


lisah - Sep 24, 2007 9:26:59 am PDT #2512 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

It was even so much that she made the manners faux pas of assuming a chubby bellied lady was pregnant but that she then played it off like she had intended it to be a joke that was really WTF.


Susan W. - Sep 24, 2007 9:29:29 am PDT #2513 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

Now, like my bacon, happiness gone.

NATLBSB.


lisah - Sep 24, 2007 9:35:19 am PDT #2514 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

My friend just started carrying a bacon chocolate bar at her store:

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It was really pretty good. Not overwhelmingly bacon-y. More like chocolate with crunchy, salty bits added.


askye - Sep 24, 2007 9:37:20 am PDT #2515 of 10001
Thrive to spite them

In the grocery store I saw Kraft Mac and Cheese microwave cups with Bacon.