I think I am in love with BaconSalt. The idea of it, anyway. I guess I shouldn't fully commit myself until we meet.
You always think harder is better. Maybe next time I patrol, I should carry bricks and use a stake made out of butter.
Buffy ,'The Killer In Me'
Natter 54: Right here, dammit.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
-t - Sep 24, 2007 9:22:52 am PDT #2510 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Steph L. - Sep 24, 2007 9:24:29 am PDT #2511 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
And it immediately became funny as hell because WTF? Who says something like that?
Unfortunately, lots of jackasses do, all the time. (Oddly, I've never had it happen to me, which is hard for me to believe, since I have quite a large belly. Perhaps it's just the "fuck off and DIE" look I give strangers that keeps them from saying *anything* to me.)
lisah - Sep 24, 2007 9:26:59 am PDT #2512 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
It was even so much that she made the manners faux pas of assuming a chubby bellied lady was pregnant but that she then played it off like she had intended it to be a joke that was really WTF.
Susan W. - Sep 24, 2007 9:29:29 am PDT #2513 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights
Now, like my bacon, happiness gone.
NATLBSB.
lisah - Sep 24, 2007 9:35:19 am PDT #2514 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
My friend just started carrying a bacon chocolate bar at her store:
It was really pretty good. Not overwhelmingly bacon-y. More like chocolate with crunchy, salty bits added.
askye - Sep 24, 2007 9:37:20 am PDT #2515 of 10001
Thrive to spite them
In the grocery store I saw Kraft Mac and Cheese microwave cups with Bacon.
Zenkitty - Sep 24, 2007 9:37:59 am PDT #2516 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
That's happened to me, twice. I'm always so shocked at the sheer rudeness of it I can't say anything except "Not pregnant!". Although it's enjoyable to watch them shrink up in embarassment like salted slugs.
lisah - Sep 24, 2007 9:44:04 am PDT #2517 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
Although it's enjoyable to watch them shrink up in embarassment like salted slugs.
This lady didn't act embarassed at all! That was the crazy thing.
Kathy A - Sep 24, 2007 9:47:34 am PDT #2518 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
When I was 12 years old, and those empire-waist flowy shirts that are so popular right now were first in style, I was wearing one to go to Old Chicago, an indoor theme park in the SW 'burbs that is now long-defunct. Well, when I got in line for the ride that spins around and sticks you to the wall while the floor drops under you, the lady working the line tried to ban me from riding since I was pregnant. I was a fat 12 year old with an in-style shirt, damnit! I gave her a horrified look and said, "I'm in 7th grade!!" and she backed down quickly.
lisah - Sep 24, 2007 9:49:45 am PDT #2519 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
I think the only other time someone inquired about my non-existent pregnancy was when an elderly nun asked me about when I was due thinking I was my pregnant aunt. She'd had both of us in school and we do look very alike and are not that far apart in age. I was horrified though. Even though I was way, way skinnier then.