Animated business clip art is some seriously freaky shit.
Natter 54: Right here, dammit.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
I think the proper answer for "When are you due?" is "For what?"
think the proper answer for "When are you due?" is "For what?"
I didn't quite have my wits around me. She approached me as soon as I set foot into this party and was trying to orient myself to it. I'm glad I did ask her what was wrong with her though.
I think I am in love with BaconSalt. The idea of it, anyway. I guess I shouldn't fully commit myself until we meet.
And it immediately became funny as hell because WTF? Who says something like that?
Unfortunately, lots of jackasses do, all the time. (Oddly, I've never had it happen to me, which is hard for me to believe, since I have quite a large belly. Perhaps it's just the "fuck off and DIE" look I give strangers that keeps them from saying *anything* to me.)
It was even so much that she made the manners faux pas of assuming a chubby bellied lady was pregnant but that she then played it off like she had intended it to be a joke that was really WTF.
Now, like my bacon, happiness gone.
NATLBSB.
My friend just started carrying a bacon chocolate bar at her store:
It was really pretty good. Not overwhelmingly bacon-y. More like chocolate with crunchy, salty bits added.
In the grocery store I saw Kraft Mac and Cheese microwave cups with Bacon.
That's happened to me, twice. I'm always so shocked at the sheer rudeness of it I can't say anything except "Not pregnant!". Although it's enjoyable to watch them shrink up in embarassment like salted slugs.