We die horribly and painfully, you go to hell and I spend eternity in the arms of baby Jesus.

Gunn ,'Not Fade Away'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Dana - Jul 30, 2007 6:51:08 am PDT #961 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

No, but my parents do.

Ohhhh. t lightbulb

I didn't think I'd missed the presence of a garage at your place.

E-mail still not written. People on the internet still stupid.


Cashmere - Jul 30, 2007 6:51:10 am PDT #962 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Judicious emoticons I can handle. Chatspeak I never forgive, and I've gotten way too much of that.

This is my feeling on the matter.

Why do they call the chocolate truffles "truffles" anyway? Wasn't that name already taken?

Why won't my spa allow me to schedule a bikini wax and a leg wax on the same day or within a few days of each other online? I'm going to have to call and see what's up. What is the use of an online appointment scheduler if you can't make the appointments you need without calling the place?

Some of these questions may be rhetorical.


sumi - Jul 30, 2007 6:52:28 am PDT #963 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

Because they look like truffles but they're made out of chocolate. Like chocolate coins look like coins but they're made out of chocolate.

Or chocolate bunnies - look like bunnies but are made out of chocolate.


Aims - Jul 30, 2007 6:53:43 am PDT #964 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

And on the rare occasion, chocolate penises because they look like penises, but are in fact, made of chocolate.


Trudy Booth - Jul 30, 2007 6:54:34 am PDT #965 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Or chocolate cakes! They look like cakes but they're...

No. Not like that.


Trudy Booth - Jul 30, 2007 6:55:00 am PDT #966 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

OMG, I was thiiiiis close to saying "chocolate penises".


Cashmere - Jul 30, 2007 6:56:29 am PDT #967 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Because they look like truffles but they're made out of chocolate.

Truffle. Chocolate truffle.

I think truffles look like poop. And chocolate truffles just look like tasty balls of chocolate filled goodness.


sumi - Jul 30, 2007 7:03:21 am PDT #968 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

Paris Hilton lost her inheritance.

I think that chocolate truffles look like truffles because they sprinkle cocoa or espresso on top of them.


P.M. Marc - Jul 30, 2007 7:03:29 am PDT #969 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Mmm. Chocolate truffles.

Fan Fiction and Fan Communities in the Age of the Internet : New Essays by Karen Hellekson

I need to remember to buy this. Someone poke me in a week or two?

I am back on the diet wagon.

I want chocolate truffles instead.

Hmph.


Miracleman - Jul 30, 2007 7:07:09 am PDT #970 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Paris Hilton lost her inheritance.

Wow. There is a god.

Guess I owe somebody an apology.