Because they look like truffles but they're made out of chocolate. Like chocolate coins look like coins but they're made out of chocolate.
Or chocolate bunnies - look like bunnies but are made out of chocolate.
Reynolds, I'm a dangerous-minded man on a ship loaded with hurt. Now, why you got me chatting with your peons?
Womack ,'The Message'
Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
sumi - Jul 30, 2007 6:52:28 am PDT #963 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
Aims - Jul 30, 2007 6:53:43 am PDT #964 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
And on the rare occasion, chocolate penises because they look like penises, but are in fact, made of chocolate.
Trudy Booth - Jul 30, 2007 6:54:34 am PDT #965 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Or chocolate cakes! They look like cakes but they're...
No. Not like that.
Trudy Booth - Jul 30, 2007 6:55:00 am PDT #966 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
OMG, I was thiiiiis close to saying "chocolate penises".
Cashmere - Jul 30, 2007 6:56:29 am PDT #967 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
Because they look like truffles but they're made out of chocolate.
I think truffles look like poop. And chocolate truffles just look like tasty balls of chocolate filled goodness.
sumi - Jul 30, 2007 7:03:21 am PDT #968 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
Paris Hilton lost her inheritance.
I think that chocolate truffles look like truffles because they sprinkle cocoa or espresso on top of them.
P.M. Marc - Jul 30, 2007 7:03:29 am PDT #969 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Mmm. Chocolate truffles.
Fan Fiction and Fan Communities in the Age of the Internet : New Essays by Karen Hellekson
I need to remember to buy this. Someone poke me in a week or two?
I am back on the diet wagon.
I want chocolate truffles instead.
Hmph.
Miracleman - Jul 30, 2007 7:07:09 am PDT #970 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Paris Hilton lost her inheritance.
Wow. There is a god.
Guess I owe somebody an apology.
tommyrot - Jul 30, 2007 7:07:24 am PDT #971 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Paris Hilton lost her inheritance.
Oh my.
I feel so bad for her. What will she do now? Will she actually be forced to become a contributing member of society and get a job?
Vortex - Jul 30, 2007 7:08:45 am PDT #972 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
My family and I were just talking about this last night--my brother said he had heard a joke "the best justification for an inheiritance tax? Paris Hilton"