Judicious emoticons I can handle. Chatspeak I never forgive, and I've gotten way too much of that.

This is my feeling on the matter.

Why do they call the chocolate truffles "truffles" anyway? Wasn't that name already taken?

Why won't my spa allow me to schedule a bikini wax and a leg wax on the same day or within a few days of each other online? I'm going to have to call and see what's up. What is the use of an online appointment scheduler if you can't make the appointments you need without calling the place?

Some of these questions may be rhetorical.

Because they look like truffles but they're made out of chocolate. Like chocolate coins look like coins but they're made out of chocolate.

Or chocolate bunnies - look like bunnies but are made out of chocolate.

And on the rare occasion, chocolate penises because they look like penises, but are in fact, made of chocolate.

Or chocolate cakes! They look like cakes but they're...

No. Not like that.

OMG, I was thiiiiis close to saying "chocolate penises".

Because they look like truffles but they're made out of chocolate.

Truffle. Chocolate truffle.

I think truffles look like poop. And chocolate truffles just look like tasty balls of chocolate filled goodness.

Paris Hilton lost her inheritance.

I think that chocolate truffles look like truffles because they sprinkle cocoa or espresso on top of them.

Mmm. Chocolate truffles.

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I need to remember to buy this. Someone poke me in a week or two?

I am back on the diet wagon.

I want chocolate truffles instead.

Hmph.

Paris Hilton lost her inheritance.

Wow. There is a god.

Guess I owe somebody an apology.

Paris Hilton lost her inheritance.

Oh my.

I feel so bad for her. What will she do now? Will she actually be forced to become a contributing member of society and get a job?