Paris Hilton lost her inheritance.
I think that chocolate truffles look like truffles because they sprinkle cocoa or espresso on top of them.
Can't even shout, Can't even cry. The Gentlemen are coming by. Looking in windows, knocking on doors. They need to take seven, and they might take yours. Can't call to mom, can't say a word. You're gonna die screaming but you won't be heard.
Dream Girl ,'Bring On The Night'
Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns
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sumi - Jul 30, 2007 7:03:21 am PDT #968 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
P.M. Marc - Jul 30, 2007 7:03:29 am PDT #969 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Mmm. Chocolate truffles.
Fan Fiction and Fan Communities in the Age of the Internet : New Essays by Karen Hellekson
I need to remember to buy this. Someone poke me in a week or two?
I am back on the diet wagon.
I want chocolate truffles instead.
Hmph.
Miracleman - Jul 30, 2007 7:07:09 am PDT #970 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Paris Hilton lost her inheritance.
Wow. There is a god.
Guess I owe somebody an apology.
tommyrot - Jul 30, 2007 7:07:24 am PDT #971 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Paris Hilton lost her inheritance.
Oh my.
I feel so bad for her. What will she do now? Will she actually be forced to become a contributing member of society and get a job?
Vortex - Jul 30, 2007 7:08:45 am PDT #972 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
My family and I were just talking about this last night--my brother said he had heard a joke "the best justification for an inheiritance tax? Paris Hilton"
Hil R. - Jul 30, 2007 7:09:37 am PDT #973 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
I feel so bad for her. What will she do now? Will she actually be forced to become a contributing member of society and get a job?
Although, that's just the money from her grandfather. Her father still stands to inherit a whole lot, and she'll inherit from him, probably.
Vortex - Jul 30, 2007 7:09:57 am PDT #974 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
I feel so bad for her. What will she do now? Will she actually be forced to become a contributing member of society and get a job?
The person that I actually feel sorry for is her sister Nicky. She is doing her thing, has a job, staying out of the limelight (and jail). She is actually a productive member of society, and she's being punished because her sister is an idiot.
tommyrot - Jul 30, 2007 7:10:04 am PDT #975 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Plus all that money that was going to go to Paris? Will now go to charity.
What a waste.
§ ita § - Jul 30, 2007 7:20:15 am PDT #976 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
From reading a long time ago, most of Paris's current wealth is from her own shenanigans, since she hasn't had full access to the pots of money she had stood to inherit.
So this means she'll have to be all up in our faces more to compensate for that loss.
Cashmere - Jul 30, 2007 7:22:34 am PDT #977 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
From reading a long time ago, most of Paris's current wealth is from her own shenanigans, since she hasn't had full access to the pots of money she had stood to inherit.
Ayup. She's slapping her name on everything from hair extensions to stuffed Tinkerbell chihuahuas. Plus, she gets paid for showing up to clubs--sometimes to the tune of tens of thousands of dollars. Which really raises the bile in my throat.