Hey, if it means I don't have to read any more, woo and, might I add, a big hoo.

Xander ,'Sleeper'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Trudy Booth - Jul 30, 2007 6:55:00 am PDT #966 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

OMG, I was thiiiiis close to saying "chocolate penises".


Cashmere - Jul 30, 2007 6:56:29 am PDT #967 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Because they look like truffles but they're made out of chocolate.

Truffle. Chocolate truffle.

I think truffles look like poop. And chocolate truffles just look like tasty balls of chocolate filled goodness.


sumi - Jul 30, 2007 7:03:21 am PDT #968 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

Paris Hilton lost her inheritance.

I think that chocolate truffles look like truffles because they sprinkle cocoa or espresso on top of them.


P.M. Marc - Jul 30, 2007 7:03:29 am PDT #969 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Mmm. Chocolate truffles.

Fan Fiction and Fan Communities in the Age of the Internet : New Essays by Karen Hellekson

I need to remember to buy this. Someone poke me in a week or two?

I am back on the diet wagon.

I want chocolate truffles instead.

Hmph.


Miracleman - Jul 30, 2007 7:07:09 am PDT #970 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Paris Hilton lost her inheritance.

Wow. There is a god.

Guess I owe somebody an apology.


tommyrot - Jul 30, 2007 7:07:24 am PDT #971 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Paris Hilton lost her inheritance.

Oh my.

I feel so bad for her. What will she do now? Will she actually be forced to become a contributing member of society and get a job?


Vortex - Jul 30, 2007 7:08:45 am PDT #972 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

My family and I were just talking about this last night--my brother said he had heard a joke "the best justification for an inheiritance tax? Paris Hilton"


Hil R. - Jul 30, 2007 7:09:37 am PDT #973 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I feel so bad for her. What will she do now? Will she actually be forced to become a contributing member of society and get a job?

Although, that's just the money from her grandfather. Her father still stands to inherit a whole lot, and she'll inherit from him, probably.


Vortex - Jul 30, 2007 7:09:57 am PDT #974 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I feel so bad for her. What will she do now? Will she actually be forced to become a contributing member of society and get a job?

The person that I actually feel sorry for is her sister Nicky. She is doing her thing, has a job, staying out of the limelight (and jail). She is actually a productive member of society, and she's being punished because her sister is an idiot.


tommyrot - Jul 30, 2007 7:10:04 am PDT #975 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Plus all that money that was going to go to Paris? Will now go to charity.

What a waste.