In the middle of discussing a build, it struck me that the phrasing we use to describe the steps is absolutely filthy when taken out of context. You don't even have to try hard.

Unfortunately, I'm going to be discussing a lot of builds in the future.

How boring... Sorry to hear that. (Matt's date: No wonder you're bored, if that's what your thoughts sound like. Also, needy much?)

Speaking of filthy, I just bumped into the Taffy Tickler vibrator online.

No, I'm not at work, thanks for asking. That thing looks...interesting.

No, I was waiting for the internets to pony up the good pictures and video.

Clearly the internets have been FAILING lately.

Um, anyone have BBC1? Because the new French and Saunders show looks hilarious.

Timelies all!

Went home early(like half the day early) with a headache. Decided to lie down and rest my eyes. Woke up two hours later feeling fuzzy. Guess I was tired after all.

Aerial photograph of NIU underwater.

My last date involved a combination of memorably intense halitosis, coy childish behavior, and pestering follow-ups that cemented my loathing for text messaging in general.

look at it this way -- the text messaging prevented you from experiencing the halitosis

Speaking of filthy, I just bumped into the Taffy Tickler vibrator online

That looks way too much like a giant alien caterpillar.

I note that that site lists "small condoms" under their "Embarrassing" category.

I note that that site lists "small condoms" under their "Embarrassing" category.

Which brings to mind two celebrities that have spoken unashamedly about having small penises--most recently Enrique Iglesias, but way back in the day that hot guy from that band who's now a presenter on ET or something and I JUST READ HIS NAME this morning and can't remember it. McArthy? Fucked if I can remember.

I figure it's cool that a guy can talk about it brazenly, inasmuch as other people's penises aren't any of my business. I'd feel weird if my boyfriend was the one talking, though.