Zoe: What's that, sir? Mal: Freedom, is what. Zoe: No, I meant what's that? Mal: Oh. Yeah. Just step around it. I think something must've been living in here.

'Out Of Gas'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


juliana - Aug 28, 2007 11:53:35 am PDT #7349 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Um, anyone have BBC1? Because the new French and Saunders show looks hilarious.


Sheryl - Aug 28, 2007 11:57:53 am PDT #7350 of 10001
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

Went home early(like half the day early) with a headache. Decided to lie down and rest my eyes. Woke up two hours later feeling fuzzy. Guess I was tired after all.


sumi - Aug 28, 2007 11:59:45 am PDT #7351 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

Aerial photograph of NIU underwater.


Vortex - Aug 28, 2007 12:14:47 pm PDT #7352 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

My last date involved a combination of memorably intense halitosis, coy childish behavior, and pestering follow-ups that cemented my loathing for text messaging in general.

look at it this way -- the text messaging prevented you from experiencing the halitosis


Ginger - Aug 28, 2007 12:17:37 pm PDT #7353 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Speaking of filthy, I just bumped into the Taffy Tickler vibrator online

That looks way too much like a giant alien caterpillar.

I note that that site lists "small condoms" under their "Embarrassing" category.


§ ita § - Aug 28, 2007 12:22:05 pm PDT #7354 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I note that that site lists "small condoms" under their "Embarrassing" category.

Which brings to mind two celebrities that have spoken unashamedly about having small penises--most recently Enrique Iglesias, but way back in the day that hot guy from that band who's now a presenter on ET or something and I JUST READ HIS NAME this morning and can't remember it. McArthy? Fucked if I can remember.

I figure it's cool that a guy can talk about it brazenly, inasmuch as other people's penises aren't any of my business. I'd feel weird if my boyfriend was the one talking, though.


Lee - Aug 28, 2007 12:23:27 pm PDT #7355 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Mark McGrath? [link]


§ ita § - Aug 28, 2007 12:26:20 pm PDT #7356 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Thank you! I can only ever remember Mc and "a" of his name. He's a very pretty man. Even hotter in person. Though I have no informed opinion on his penis.


Lee - Aug 28, 2007 12:30:24 pm PDT #7357 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

He is very pretty.


§ ita § - Aug 28, 2007 12:36:15 pm PDT #7358 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

The cousin I was with when we kept bumping into him went up to him.

Her: Hello.
Him: Hello. I'm Mark.
Her (small eyeroll): I know. I'm Megan.
Him: Nice to meet you.
Her: On behalf of all the women in this room, I'd like to tell you that you're very good looking.

I about choked on my tongue, since said cousin was 14 and had just sauntered into a chichi Aspen bar without even being carded.

I love my family.