Timelies all!
Went home early(like half the day early) with a headache. Decided to lie down and rest my eyes. Woke up two hours later feeling fuzzy. Guess I was tired after all.
Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!
Xander ,'Lessons'
Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Sheryl - Aug 28, 2007 11:57:53 am PDT #7350 of 10001
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"
sumi - Aug 28, 2007 11:59:45 am PDT #7351 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
Aerial photograph of NIU underwater.
Vortex - Aug 28, 2007 12:14:47 pm PDT #7352 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
My last date involved a combination of memorably intense halitosis, coy childish behavior, and pestering follow-ups that cemented my loathing for text messaging in general.
look at it this way -- the text messaging prevented you from experiencing the halitosis
Ginger - Aug 28, 2007 12:17:37 pm PDT #7353 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Speaking of filthy, I just bumped into the Taffy Tickler vibrator online
That looks way too much like a giant alien caterpillar.
I note that that site lists "small condoms" under their "Embarrassing" category.
§ ita § - Aug 28, 2007 12:22:05 pm PDT #7354 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I note that that site lists "small condoms" under their "Embarrassing" category.
Which brings to mind two celebrities that have spoken unashamedly about having small penises--most recently Enrique Iglesias, but way back in the day that hot guy from that band who's now a presenter on ET or something and I JUST READ HIS NAME this morning and can't remember it. McArthy? Fucked if I can remember.
I figure it's cool that a guy can talk about it brazenly, inasmuch as other people's penises aren't any of my business. I'd feel weird if my boyfriend was the one talking, though.
Lee - Aug 28, 2007 12:23:27 pm PDT #7355 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Mark McGrath? [link]
§ ita § - Aug 28, 2007 12:26:20 pm PDT #7356 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Thank you! I can only ever remember Mc and "a" of his name. He's a very pretty man. Even hotter in person. Though I have no informed opinion on his penis.
Lee - Aug 28, 2007 12:30:24 pm PDT #7357 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
He is very pretty.
§ ita § - Aug 28, 2007 12:36:15 pm PDT #7358 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
The cousin I was with when we kept bumping into him went up to him.
Her: Hello.
Him: Hello. I'm Mark.
Her (small eyeroll): I know. I'm Megan.
Him: Nice to meet you.
Her: On behalf of all the women in this room, I'd like to tell you that you're very good looking.
I about choked on my tongue, since said cousin was 14 and had just sauntered into a chichi Aspen bar without even being carded.
I love my family.
juliana - Aug 28, 2007 12:38:56 pm PDT #7359 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
On behalf of all the women in this room, I'd like to tell you that you're very good looking.
I love your cousin.
Also, Mr. McGrath was scarygood on the VH1 celebrity Jeopardy-type show they had. I may have had a small crush.