Speaking of filthy, I just bumped into the Taffy Tickler vibrator online
That looks way too much like a giant alien caterpillar.
I note that that site lists "small condoms" under their "Embarrassing" category.
We have to see the chimp playing hockey! That's hilarious! The ice is so slippery, and, and monkeys are all irrational. We have to see this!
Anya ,'Bring On The Night'
Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Ginger - Aug 28, 2007 12:17:37 pm PDT #7353 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
§ ita § - Aug 28, 2007 12:22:05 pm PDT #7354 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I note that that site lists "small condoms" under their "Embarrassing" category.
Which brings to mind two celebrities that have spoken unashamedly about having small penises--most recently Enrique Iglesias, but way back in the day that hot guy from that band who's now a presenter on ET or something and I JUST READ HIS NAME this morning and can't remember it. McArthy? Fucked if I can remember.
I figure it's cool that a guy can talk about it brazenly, inasmuch as other people's penises aren't any of my business. I'd feel weird if my boyfriend was the one talking, though.
Lee - Aug 28, 2007 12:23:27 pm PDT #7355 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Mark McGrath? [link]
§ ita § - Aug 28, 2007 12:26:20 pm PDT #7356 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Thank you! I can only ever remember Mc and "a" of his name. He's a very pretty man. Even hotter in person. Though I have no informed opinion on his penis.
Lee - Aug 28, 2007 12:30:24 pm PDT #7357 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
He is very pretty.
§ ita § - Aug 28, 2007 12:36:15 pm PDT #7358 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
The cousin I was with when we kept bumping into him went up to him.
Her: Hello.
Him: Hello. I'm Mark.
Her (small eyeroll): I know. I'm Megan.
Him: Nice to meet you.
Her: On behalf of all the women in this room, I'd like to tell you that you're very good looking.
I about choked on my tongue, since said cousin was 14 and had just sauntered into a chichi Aspen bar without even being carded.
I love my family.
juliana - Aug 28, 2007 12:38:56 pm PDT #7359 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
On behalf of all the women in this room, I'd like to tell you that you're very good looking.
I love your cousin.
Also, Mr. McGrath was scarygood on the VH1 celebrity Jeopardy-type show they had. I may have had a small crush.
Vortex - Aug 28, 2007 12:49:14 pm PDT #7360 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Also, Mr. McGrath was scarygood on the VH1 celebrity Jeopardy-type show they had. I may have had a small crush.
I think that I swooned when he ran the "New Wave" category.
Vortex - Aug 28, 2007 1:09:41 pm PDT #7361 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Memorandum
To: CNN
From: me
RE: Definition of "Breaking News"
This:
-- Sen. Larry Craig, who was arrested on misdemeanor disorderly conduct in a bathroom, denies he is gay and accuses a newspaper of a witchhunt.
is not "Breaking News". Unless your lead reporter is Observo, Master of the Obvious.
Stop cluttering up my email with this nonsense.
aurelia - Aug 28, 2007 1:09:50 pm PDT #7362 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Tell me a thing that made you happy recently.
In a phone conversation, my 7-yr old nephew (M) was telling me all the jokes and riddles from his Ranger Rick magazines. I told him to ask my brother to tell the "foot foot" joke. I could hear my brother in the background start to tell the joke, stopping every sentence or so to let M repeat it to me. This joke is a long, shaggy-dog type story with a lame punch-line. All the charm is in the way the story is told. Anyway, it was obvious that M had no idea where the story was going but was willing to go along. I was suppressing laughter the whole time just because I could picture the question mark on his face. After repeating the punch-line to me he said, "Was that supposed to be funny?" I could hear my parents and my brother burst out laughing at the same time I did. So, I got to share a moment with them without being there. It was good.