Speaking of filthy, I just bumped into the Taffy Tickler vibrator online

That looks way too much like a giant alien caterpillar.

I note that that site lists "small condoms" under their "Embarrassing" category.

I note that that site lists "small condoms" under their "Embarrassing" category.

Which brings to mind two celebrities that have spoken unashamedly about having small penises--most recently Enrique Iglesias, but way back in the day that hot guy from that band who's now a presenter on ET or something and I JUST READ HIS NAME this morning and can't remember it. McArthy? Fucked if I can remember.

I figure it's cool that a guy can talk about it brazenly, inasmuch as other people's penises aren't any of my business. I'd feel weird if my boyfriend was the one talking, though.

Mark McGrath? [link]

Thank you! I can only ever remember Mc and "a" of his name. He's a very pretty man. Even hotter in person. Though I have no informed opinion on his penis.

He is very pretty.

The cousin I was with when we kept bumping into him went up to him.

Her: Hello.
Him: Hello. I'm Mark.
Her (small eyeroll): I know. I'm Megan.
Him: Nice to meet you.
Her: On behalf of all the women in this room, I'd like to tell you that you're very good looking.

I about choked on my tongue, since said cousin was 14 and had just sauntered into a chichi Aspen bar without even being carded.

I love my family.

On behalf of all the women in this room, I'd like to tell you that you're very good looking.

I love your cousin.

Also, Mr. McGrath was scarygood on the VH1 celebrity Jeopardy-type show they had. I may have had a small crush.

Also, Mr. McGrath was scarygood on the VH1 celebrity Jeopardy-type show they had. I may have had a small crush.

I think that I swooned when he ran the "New Wave" category.

Memorandum

To: CNN
From: me
RE: Definition of "Breaking News"

This:

-- Sen. Larry Craig, who was arrested on misdemeanor disorderly conduct in a bathroom, denies he is gay and accuses a newspaper of a witchhunt.

is not "Breaking News". Unless your lead reporter is Observo, Master of the Obvious.

Stop cluttering up my email with this nonsense.

Tell me a thing that made you happy recently.

In a phone conversation, my 7-yr old nephew (M) was telling me all the jokes and riddles from his Ranger Rick magazines. I told him to ask my brother to tell the "foot foot" joke. I could hear my brother in the background start to tell the joke, stopping every sentence or so to let M repeat it to me. This joke is a long, shaggy-dog type story with a lame punch-line. All the charm is in the way the story is told. Anyway, it was obvious that M had no idea where the story was going but was willing to go along. I was suppressing laughter the whole time just because I could picture the question mark on his face. After repeating the punch-line to me he said, "Was that supposed to be funny?" I could hear my parents and my brother burst out laughing at the same time I did. So, I got to share a moment with them without being there. It was good.