My last date involved a combination of memorably intense halitosis, coy childish behavior, and pestering follow-ups that cemented my loathing for text messaging in general.
Oh, I wish those council guys would let me have an hour alone in the room with her, if I was larger and had grenades.
Willow ,'Storyteller'
Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Matt the Bruins fan - Aug 28, 2007 11:18:07 am PDT #7335 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
§ ita § - Aug 28, 2007 11:19:58 am PDT #7336 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
My last for-sure date was with a guy who wrote Spam software. I don't remember who paid for the meal, but I hope it was him.
Really don't remember much else...and that was more than five years ago now.
erikaj - Aug 28, 2007 11:20:31 am PDT #7337 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
like: What R U Doing? Moments later: How about now? Like that?
Wolfram - Aug 28, 2007 11:22:13 am PDT #7338 of 10001
Visilurking
Of course my last date before Mrs. W. was a girl who was so unpleasant to be around, I had to make a quick judgment call as to how short a date can be cut without being rude (I guessed an hour and a half) and mentally counting down the minutes until I could take her home.
erikaj - Aug 28, 2007 11:22:15 am PDT #7339 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
ita, woman, you should have kicked him in the head for us. Plaguing us with spam.
hippocampus - Aug 28, 2007 11:25:08 am PDT #7340 of 10001
not your mom's socks.
it's not illegal for a man to have sex with a man
as long as they're not in Virginia...
Ginger - Aug 28, 2007 11:25:47 am PDT #7341 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
as long as they're not in Virginia...
Or Georgia.
shrift - Aug 28, 2007 11:25:55 am PDT #7342 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
has that been linked to, shrift?
No, I was waiting for the internets to pony up the good pictures and video.
Matt the Bruins fan - Aug 28, 2007 11:30:50 am PDT #7343 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
like: What R U Doing? Moments later: How about now? Like that?
Basically. Sadly I deleted the horde of text messages off my cell and cannot provide an accurate transcript, but it went something like:
TEXT MESSAGE 1: Hi.
TEXT MESSAGE 2: Whatcha doin'?. [This is where I began mentally inserting the tone of a coquettish 14 year-old girl]
TEXT MESSAGE 3: I'm bored .
TEXT MESSAGE 4: Just thought I'd check in. [By this point it's maybe 3 hours after the end of our date.]
Lather, rinse, repeat.
§ ita § - Aug 28, 2007 11:36:38 am PDT #7344 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
how short a date can be cut without being rude (I guessed an hour and a half)
Depends on what you were doing. I mean, if it's a movie I wouldn't leave before it ended, but I'd certainly eat faster and make a break for it after the bill was settled if it were a dinner date.
erika--his PoV was that "someone's going to do it--might as well be me." Not that attractive an ethos.
Asexuality as a sexual orientation. Man, that fits so well into my lifestyle. Just not in a good way.