Tara ,'First Date'
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
My last date involved a combination of memorably intense halitosis, coy childish behavior, and pestering follow-ups that cemented my loathing for text messaging in general.
look at it this way -- the text messaging prevented you from experiencing the halitosis
Speaking of filthy, I just bumped into the Taffy Tickler vibrator online
That looks way too much like a giant alien caterpillar.
I note that that site lists "small condoms" under their "Embarrassing" category.
I note that that site lists "small condoms" under their "Embarrassing" category.
Which brings to mind two celebrities that have spoken unashamedly about having small penises--most recently Enrique Iglesias, but way back in the day that hot guy from that band who's now a presenter on ET or something and I JUST READ HIS NAME this morning and can't remember it. McArthy? Fucked if I can remember.
I figure it's cool that a guy can talk about it brazenly, inasmuch as other people's penises aren't any of my business. I'd feel weird if my boyfriend was the one talking, though.
Mark McGrath? [link]
Thank you! I can only ever remember Mc and "a" of his name. He's a very pretty man. Even hotter in person. Though I have no informed opinion on his penis.
He is very pretty.
The cousin I was with when we kept bumping into him went up to him.
Her: Hello.
Him: Hello. I'm Mark.
Her (small eyeroll): I know. I'm Megan.
Him: Nice to meet you.
Her: On behalf of all the women in this room, I'd like to tell you that you're very good looking.
I about choked on my tongue, since said cousin was 14 and had just sauntered into a chichi Aspen bar without even being carded.
I love my family.
On behalf of all the women in this room, I'd like to tell you that you're very good looking.
I love your cousin.
Also, Mr. McGrath was scarygood on the VH1 celebrity Jeopardy-type show they had. I may have had a small crush.
Also, Mr. McGrath was scarygood on the VH1 celebrity Jeopardy-type show they had. I may have had a small crush.
I think that I swooned when he ran the "New Wave" category.
Memorandum
To: CNN
From: me
RE: Definition of "Breaking News"
This:
-- Sen. Larry Craig, who was arrested on misdemeanor disorderly conduct in a bathroom, denies he is gay and accuses a newspaper of a witchhunt.
is not "Breaking News". Unless your lead reporter is Observo, Master of the Obvious.
Stop cluttering up my email with this nonsense.