Lifetime has greenlit a remake of The Blue Lagoon.
Whatever happened to the still beating heart of a virgin? No one has any standards anymore.
Giles ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'
Cable Drama: Still Waiting for the Cable Guy to Show Up with the Thread Name...
To be determined... (but it's definitely [NAFDA])
sumi - Dec 09, 2011 6:54:43 am PST #8767 of 11998
Art Crawl!!!
Amy - Dec 09, 2011 6:57:16 am PST #8768 of 11998
Because books.
Oh my GOD.
Sophia Brooks - Dec 09, 2011 7:03:24 am PST #8769 of 11998
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
Seriously?
Consuela - Dec 09, 2011 7:12:18 am PST #8770 of 11998
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
But WHY?
§ ita § - Dec 09, 2011 7:20:03 am PST #8771 of 11998
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Someone please tell me Justin Bieber will star. I don't want to click on the link, in case it doesn't say that.
Amy - Dec 09, 2011 7:21:01 am PST #8772 of 11998
Because books.
I'm a sucker for the original (well, not the real original, although I would love to see the young Jean Simmons) because I imprinted on it at a really impressionable age (watch Amy rationalize!), but even I've never seen the one with Milla Jojovich. And another remake? Yikes.
Sophia Brooks - Dec 09, 2011 7:22:54 am PST #8773 of 11998
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
I think the one with Milla Jovavich was actual a sequel (like, somehow their children got stranded there? But that is a lot of incest, so I don't know).
I also imprinted on it-- for some reason I couldn't sleep the entire summer of my 7th grade year, and for some reason, it seemed like they ran this movie nightly at 4 am.
Zenkitty - Dec 09, 2011 7:23:16 am PST #8774 of 11998
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Every ten years Hollywood has to sacrifice a nubile young virgin to The Blue Lagoon in order to appease the Lovecraftian god that keeps the money coming in no matter how bad the movies are.
le nubian - Dec 09, 2011 7:24:40 am PST #8775 of 11998
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
Amy,
I get your rationalization actually. I think I have an unchecked affection for "Grease" for that reason.
Amy - Dec 09, 2011 7:29:54 am PST #8776 of 11998
Because books.
Yes! If Grease or The Blue Lagoon is on, at any hour, I MUST watch. It's a sickness.