I could squeeze you until you popped like warm champagne, and you'd beg me to hurt you just a little bit more.

Fuffy ,'Storyteller'


Cable Drama: Still Waiting for the Cable Guy to Show Up with the Thread Name...

To be determined... (but it's definitely [NAFDA])


Amy - Dec 09, 2011 6:57:16 am PST #8768 of 11998
Because books.

Oh my GOD.


Sophia Brooks - Dec 09, 2011 7:03:24 am PST #8769 of 11998
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Seriously?


Consuela - Dec 09, 2011 7:12:18 am PST #8770 of 11998
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

But WHY?


§ ita § - Dec 09, 2011 7:20:03 am PST #8771 of 11998
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Someone please tell me Justin Bieber will star. I don't want to click on the link, in case it doesn't say that.


Amy - Dec 09, 2011 7:21:01 am PST #8772 of 11998
Because books.

I'm a sucker for the original (well, not the real original, although I would love to see the young Jean Simmons) because I imprinted on it at a really impressionable age (watch Amy rationalize!), but even I've never seen the one with Milla Jojovich. And another remake? Yikes.


Sophia Brooks - Dec 09, 2011 7:22:54 am PST #8773 of 11998
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I think the one with Milla Jovavich was actual a sequel (like, somehow their children got stranded there? But that is a lot of incest, so I don't know).

I also imprinted on it-- for some reason I couldn't sleep the entire summer of my 7th grade year, and for some reason, it seemed like they ran this movie nightly at 4 am.


Zenkitty - Dec 09, 2011 7:23:16 am PST #8774 of 11998
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Every ten years Hollywood has to sacrifice a nubile young virgin to The Blue Lagoon in order to appease the Lovecraftian god that keeps the money coming in no matter how bad the movies are.


le nubian - Dec 09, 2011 7:24:40 am PST #8775 of 11998
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Amy,

I get your rationalization actually. I think I have an unchecked affection for "Grease" for that reason.


Amy - Dec 09, 2011 7:29:54 am PST #8776 of 11998
Because books.

Yes! If Grease or The Blue Lagoon is on, at any hour, I MUST watch. It's a sickness.


§ ita § - Dec 09, 2011 7:37:28 am PST #8777 of 11998
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

But that is a lot of incest, so I don't know

I don't know why I find that spit-sputteringly hysterical.