Every ten years Hollywood has to sacrifice a nubile young virgin to The Blue Lagoon in order to appease the Lovecraftian god that keeps the money coming in no matter how bad the movies are.
Zoe: We're getting him back. Jayne: What are we gonna do, clone him?
'War Stories'
Cable Drama: Still Waiting for the Cable Guy to Show Up with the Thread Name...
To be determined... (but it's definitely [NAFDA])
Zenkitty - Dec 09, 2011 7:23:16 am PST #8774 of 11998
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
le nubian - Dec 09, 2011 7:24:40 am PST #8775 of 11998
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
Amy,
I get your rationalization actually. I think I have an unchecked affection for "Grease" for that reason.
Amy - Dec 09, 2011 7:29:54 am PST #8776 of 11998
Because books.
Yes! If Grease or The Blue Lagoon is on, at any hour, I MUST watch. It's a sickness.
§ ita § - Dec 09, 2011 7:37:28 am PST #8777 of 11998
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
But that is a lot of incest, so I don't know
I don't know why I find that spit-sputteringly hysterical.
Amy - Dec 09, 2011 7:46:23 am PST #8778 of 11998
Because books.
Well, the original characters were cousins (possibly first, not sure), not brother and sister. And they only had one son, so I'm not sure where Milla Jojovich came from, but again, I haven't seen it.
le nubian - Dec 09, 2011 8:06:42 am PST #8779 of 11998
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
spores. they multiply through spores.
Vortex - Dec 09, 2011 8:59:56 am PST #8780 of 11998
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Wait, wasn't that the one with Christopher Atkins and Brooke Sheilds?
§ ita § - Dec 09, 2011 9:03:30 am PST #8781 of 11998
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
wasn't that the one with Christopher Atkins and Brooke Sheilds?
Blue Lagoon? Yeah.
Typo Boy - Dec 09, 2011 9:15:06 am PST #8782 of 11998
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
Holy shit. Did not know anyone remade the Blue Lagoon after the Brook Shields one. For that matter did not know that was a remake.
§ ita § - Dec 09, 2011 10:06:40 am PST #8783 of 11998
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Did not know anyone remade the Blue Lagoon after the Brook Shields one.
Are you referring to something other than the Milla Jovovich sequel?