And you're sure this isn't just some fanboy thing? 'Cause I've fought more than a couple pimply, overweight vamps that called themselves Lestat.

Buffy ,'Lessons'


Cable Drama: Still Waiting for the Cable Guy to Show Up with the Thread Name...

To be determined... (but it's definitely [NAFDA])


Amy - Dec 09, 2011 7:29:54 am PST #8776 of 11998
Because books.

Yes! If Grease or The Blue Lagoon is on, at any hour, I MUST watch. It's a sickness.


§ ita § - Dec 09, 2011 7:37:28 am PST #8777 of 11998
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

But that is a lot of incest, so I don't know

I don't know why I find that spit-sputteringly hysterical.


Amy - Dec 09, 2011 7:46:23 am PST #8778 of 11998
Because books.

Well, the original characters were cousins (possibly first, not sure), not brother and sister. And they only had one son, so I'm not sure where Milla Jojovich came from, but again, I haven't seen it.


le nubian - Dec 09, 2011 8:06:42 am PST #8779 of 11998
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

spores. they multiply through spores.


Vortex - Dec 09, 2011 8:59:56 am PST #8780 of 11998
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Wait, wasn't that the one with Christopher Atkins and Brooke Sheilds?


§ ita § - Dec 09, 2011 9:03:30 am PST #8781 of 11998
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

wasn't that the one with Christopher Atkins and Brooke Sheilds?

Blue Lagoon? Yeah.


Typo Boy - Dec 09, 2011 9:15:06 am PST #8782 of 11998
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Holy shit. Did not know anyone remade the Blue Lagoon after the Brook Shields one. For that matter did not know that was a remake.


§ ita § - Dec 09, 2011 10:06:40 am PST #8783 of 11998
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Did not know anyone remade the Blue Lagoon after the Brook Shields one.

Are you referring to something other than the Milla Jovovich sequel?


Typo Boy - Dec 09, 2011 2:21:08 pm PST #8784 of 11998
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

No. Wikipediad after posting instead of before. Realized there was NOT a remake but a sequel. Also that there was no version prior to the Brook Shields one.


Amy - Dec 09, 2011 2:35:28 pm PST #8785 of 11998
Because books.

Also that there was no version prior to the Brook Shields one.

But there was. In 1949, with Jean Simmons.