But WHY?
Now, this would be the perfect time for a swear word.
Kaylee ,'Jaynestown'
Cable Drama: Still Waiting for the Cable Guy to Show Up with the Thread Name...
To be determined... (but it's definitely [NAFDA])
Consuela - Dec 09, 2011 7:12:18 am PST #8770 of 11998
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
§ ita § - Dec 09, 2011 7:20:03 am PST #8771 of 11998
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Someone please tell me Justin Bieber will star. I don't want to click on the link, in case it doesn't say that.
Amy - Dec 09, 2011 7:21:01 am PST #8772 of 11998
Because books.
I'm a sucker for the original (well, not the real original, although I would love to see the young Jean Simmons) because I imprinted on it at a really impressionable age (watch Amy rationalize!), but even I've never seen the one with Milla Jojovich. And another remake? Yikes.
Sophia Brooks - Dec 09, 2011 7:22:54 am PST #8773 of 11998
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
I think the one with Milla Jovavich was actual a sequel (like, somehow their children got stranded there? But that is a lot of incest, so I don't know).
I also imprinted on it-- for some reason I couldn't sleep the entire summer of my 7th grade year, and for some reason, it seemed like they ran this movie nightly at 4 am.
Zenkitty - Dec 09, 2011 7:23:16 am PST #8774 of 11998
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Every ten years Hollywood has to sacrifice a nubile young virgin to The Blue Lagoon in order to appease the Lovecraftian god that keeps the money coming in no matter how bad the movies are.
le nubian - Dec 09, 2011 7:24:40 am PST #8775 of 11998
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
Amy,
I get your rationalization actually. I think I have an unchecked affection for "Grease" for that reason.
Amy - Dec 09, 2011 7:29:54 am PST #8776 of 11998
Because books.
Yes! If Grease or The Blue Lagoon is on, at any hour, I MUST watch. It's a sickness.
§ ita § - Dec 09, 2011 7:37:28 am PST #8777 of 11998
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
But that is a lot of incest, so I don't know
I don't know why I find that spit-sputteringly hysterical.
Amy - Dec 09, 2011 7:46:23 am PST #8778 of 11998
Because books.
Well, the original characters were cousins (possibly first, not sure), not brother and sister. And they only had one son, so I'm not sure where Milla Jojovich came from, but again, I haven't seen it.
le nubian - Dec 09, 2011 8:06:42 am PST #8779 of 11998
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
spores. they multiply through spores.