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Natter Area 51: The Truthiness Is in Here

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.

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tommyrot - Apr 04, 2007 12:19:30 pm PDT #724 of 10001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

For the nuclear bomb's shockwave, of course!

Ah. And then the barrage-balloon trousers would be to defend one against enemy aircraft trying to sneak under the radar....

aurelia - Apr 04, 2007 12:19:53 pm PDT #725 of 10001

All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Why would one need one's suede cap to be shock-absorbent?

To avoid concusion when one trips on the balloon cloth trousers. More importantly... why would one need stick on eyebrows?

Who came closest to predicting bluetooth earpieces? Empire Strikes Back? Or was there something earlier?

Dana - Apr 04, 2007 12:21:26 pm PDT #726 of 10001

"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

More importantly... why would one need stick on eyebrows?

I'm guessing that all of the radiation made us lose our hair or something.

Who came closest to predicting bluetooth earpieces? Empire Strikes Back? Or was there something earlier?

Uhura had a wicked earpiece in Star Trek.

tommyrot - Apr 04, 2007 12:22:04 pm PDT #727 of 10001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Oh, I just read this one now:

Jacques Heim thinks a popular wardrobe item in the year 2000 might be a fishnet costume treated to protect milady from atomic radiation; a full skirt would be designed to envelope the wearer completely.

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okay....

Kathy A - Apr 04, 2007 12:23:37 pm PDT #728 of 10001

We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

I told you it was all about the nuclear bombs!! The stick-on eyebrows were because all the hair falls out with the radiation sickness.

Scrappy - Apr 04, 2007 12:25:12 pm PDT #729 of 10001

Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Checking my lame-ass math skills. 14 is what percent of 86?

Kathy A - Apr 04, 2007 12:26:38 pm PDT #730 of 10001

We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

16.28%

Ginger - Apr 04, 2007 12:28:59 pm PDT #731 of 10001

"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Why would one need one's suede cap to be shock-absorbent?

Because of a tendency to crash your gyrocopter?

Toddson - Apr 04, 2007 12:31:31 pm PDT #732 of 10001

Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Because of falling personal air machines?

tommyrot - Apr 04, 2007 12:31:43 pm PDT #733 of 10001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

The last one is pretty goofy too:

Madame Carven thinks Miss 2000 will hark back to romantic drapery. Concessions to the age might be a triangular hat to cover a head arial and full dress panels convertible to electric wings.

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