Oh, I just read this one now:
Jacques Heim thinks a popular wardrobe item in the year 2000 might be a fishnet costume treated to protect milady from atomic radiation; a full skirt would be designed to envelope the wearer completely.
okay....
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Oh, I just read this one now:
Jacques Heim thinks a popular wardrobe item in the year 2000 might be a fishnet costume treated to protect milady from atomic radiation; a full skirt would be designed to envelope the wearer completely.
okay....
I told you it was all about the nuclear bombs!! The stick-on eyebrows were because all the hair falls out with the radiation sickness.
Checking my lame-ass math skills. 14 is what percent of 86?
16.28%
Why would one need one's suede cap to be shock-absorbent?
Because of a tendency to crash your gyrocopter?
Because of falling personal air machines?
The last one is pretty goofy too:
Madame Carven thinks Miss 2000 will hark back to romantic drapery. Concessions to the age might be a triangular hat to cover a head arial and full dress panels convertible to electric wings.
Because of falling personal air machines?
Or women in electric wing-dresses falling out of the sky....
Madame Carven thinks Miss 2000 will hark back to romantic drapery.
Well, I wouldn't call it romantic, but it is drapery: [link]
And I'm off to shop!
So angry at everyone who works here.
Also, I've been putting forth a $20 bet that I get stood up.