Why would one need one's suede cap to be shock-absorbent?
Because of a tendency to crash your gyrocopter?
Strong like an Amazon.
Tara ,'Storyteller'
Natter Area 51: The Truthiness Is in Here
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Ginger - Apr 04, 2007 12:28:59 pm PDT #731 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Toddson - Apr 04, 2007 12:31:31 pm PDT #732 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Because of falling personal air machines?
tommyrot - Apr 04, 2007 12:31:43 pm PDT #733 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
The last one is pretty goofy too:
Madame Carven thinks Miss 2000 will hark back to romantic drapery. Concessions to the age might be a triangular hat to cover a head arial and full dress panels convertible to electric wings.
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tommyrot - Apr 04, 2007 12:32:48 pm PDT #734 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Because of falling personal air machines?
Or women in electric wing-dresses falling out of the sky....
shrift - Apr 04, 2007 12:34:37 pm PDT #735 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Madame Carven thinks Miss 2000 will hark back to romantic drapery.
Well, I wouldn't call it romantic, but it is drapery: [link]
And I'm off to shop!
Allyson - Apr 04, 2007 12:36:32 pm PDT #736 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
So angry at everyone who works here.
Also, I've been putting forth a $20 bet that I get stood up.
askye - Apr 04, 2007 12:37:57 pm PDT #737 of 10001
Thrive to spite them
Jacques Heim thinks a popular wardrobe item in the year 2000 might be a fishnet costume treated to protect milady from atomic radiation; a full skirt would be designed to envelope the wearer completely
I swear I've seen something like that on Go Fug Yourself.
tommyrot - Apr 04, 2007 12:40:16 pm PDT #738 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I swear I've seen something like that on Go Fug Yourself.
Maybe that's where today's fugly clothes come from - fashion designers of the 1950s trying to escape the coming Atomic Wars by traveling into the future....
sarameg - Apr 04, 2007 12:41:10 pm PDT #739 of 10001
On the first, that really sucks, on the second: t momvoice Allyson. t /momvoice
I discovered today how I can really freak out the circle of local friends that I've had since I moved here: ask for help with something that's not a ride to the airport or somesuch.
Huh.
Daisy Jane - Apr 04, 2007 12:41:39 pm PDT #740 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
I watch it by myself, because I tend to flail and make a lot of incoherent noises.
I watch it with Mr. Jane who acts like he's being all indulgent about it, but is always bawling by the end of the hour. I'm usually wishing FNL were a tiny cocker spaniel puppy I could snuffle and cuddle. Not to get all Abdulian about it.