I told you it was all about the nuclear bombs!! The stick-on eyebrows were because all the hair falls out with the radiation sickness.
I'll be in my bunk.
Jayne ,'War Stories'
Natter Area 51: The Truthiness Is in Here
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Kathy A - Apr 04, 2007 12:23:37 pm PDT #728 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Scrappy - Apr 04, 2007 12:25:12 pm PDT #729 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Checking my lame-ass math skills. 14 is what percent of 86?
Kathy A - Apr 04, 2007 12:26:38 pm PDT #730 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
16.28%
Ginger - Apr 04, 2007 12:28:59 pm PDT #731 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Why would one need one's suede cap to be shock-absorbent?
Because of a tendency to crash your gyrocopter?
Toddson - Apr 04, 2007 12:31:31 pm PDT #732 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Because of falling personal air machines?
tommyrot - Apr 04, 2007 12:31:43 pm PDT #733 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
The last one is pretty goofy too:
Madame Carven thinks Miss 2000 will hark back to romantic drapery. Concessions to the age might be a triangular hat to cover a head arial and full dress panels convertible to electric wings.
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tommyrot - Apr 04, 2007 12:32:48 pm PDT #734 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Because of falling personal air machines?
Or women in electric wing-dresses falling out of the sky....
shrift - Apr 04, 2007 12:34:37 pm PDT #735 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Madame Carven thinks Miss 2000 will hark back to romantic drapery.
Well, I wouldn't call it romantic, but it is drapery: [link]
And I'm off to shop!
Allyson - Apr 04, 2007 12:36:32 pm PDT #736 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
So angry at everyone who works here.
Also, I've been putting forth a $20 bet that I get stood up.
askye - Apr 04, 2007 12:37:57 pm PDT #737 of 10001
Thrive to spite them
Jacques Heim thinks a popular wardrobe item in the year 2000 might be a fishnet costume treated to protect milady from atomic radiation; a full skirt would be designed to envelope the wearer completely
I swear I've seen something like that on Go Fug Yourself.