Dude. Cleaning a rollerball mouse is so incredibly satisfying.
Not nearly as satisfying as the Q-tip cleaning eargasm, IMHO.
Mal: You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you here looking at me like I owe him something? Jayne: Wishing I could, Captain.
'Jaynestown'
Natter Area 51: The Truthiness Is in Here
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Cashmere - Apr 03, 2007 10:04:09 am PDT #445 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
shrift - Apr 03, 2007 10:05:33 am PDT #446 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
That last one is my favorite, shrift.
I really really like that one, too. If it's in the Nordstrom downtown, I am definitely trying it on this week.
tommyrot - Apr 03, 2007 10:19:48 am PDT #447 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
A quiz on cars and pop culture, aimed mostly at baby boomers.
I got 63% right (they are multiple choice).
Some of the questions are results of surveys, etc. that I just had to guess at. Some I'm too young to know. At least one question I dispute their answer. Still, I coulda' done better.
Megan E. - Apr 03, 2007 10:30:31 am PDT #448 of 10001
Ooh. The guy who did the Stanford prison experiment is on the radio right now.
He was on the daily show last week. His book sounds very interesting.
shit rock/drywall
I think I'd prefer the drywall option. Shit rock wouldn't fit with my decor.
Jesse - Apr 03, 2007 10:33:10 am PDT #449 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Finally I get to employment. "Employer: XYZ Services, Inc. Occupation: Shit rock/drywall."
My mother has a friend from Puerto Rico who refused to say the word "sheet," because she just couldn't believe it didn't sound exactly like "shit." She said "bed linens." Seriously.
tommyrot - Apr 03, 2007 10:34:11 am PDT #450 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
My mother has a friend from Puerto Rico who refused to say the word "sheet," because she just couldn't believe it didn't sound exactly like "shit." She said "bed linens." Seriously.
I think she's full of sheet.
Liese S. - Apr 03, 2007 10:34:42 am PDT #451 of 10001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
Our coworker at the youth center told the SO he'd spent all day cleaning out the shed. But the SO heard "shit" and was sitting there thinking to himself, yeesh, must have been a mess.
Liese S. - Apr 03, 2007 10:37:06 am PDT #452 of 10001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
Okay, my new shredder shreds credit cards & cds. Someone stop me before I shred every single thing in this office.
tommyrot - Apr 03, 2007 10:38:15 am PDT #453 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Does it shred stuff with staples in them? Paper clips? Shit rock?
Liese S. - Apr 03, 2007 10:39:17 am PDT #454 of 10001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
Yes, yes, and I haven't tried. In fact, I think it's deprecated my staple remover.