Lorne: Once the word spreads you beat up an innocent old man, well, the truly terrible will think twice before going toe-to-toe with our Avenging Angel. Spike: Yes. The geriatric community will be soiling their nappies when they hear you're on the case. Bravo.

'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Spike's Bitches 35: We Got a History  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Sean K - Mar 12, 2007 11:35:48 am PDT #439 of 10003
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Glam on!

We totally need a superhero with this battle cry. And then lightning zaps out of the sky and gives him perfect eyeliner.

Thanks to a Bollywood superhero film, whose trailer I keep seeing advertized in ads for Time Warner Cable International On Demand, I think that superhero already exists


Strix - Mar 12, 2007 11:37:41 am PDT #440 of 10003
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I got handcuffed and led through the Muni Courthouse today! I was EXTRADITED!!!

Yeah, I went to courtat 9 a.m. like a good citizen for what I thought was a continuance to find out I hadn't paid some fines and I had warrants for contempt!Igot put in the pokey (with one lady who could out-crazy River Tam, a couple of crack ho's (self-admitted) and sundry other interesting individuals.)

After 4 1/2 hours, I was then put in a nifty leather belt with attached bracelets, and driven to nearby Parkville, where I ponied up my $74 for my ticket.

The funny thing? The judge let me out on a signature bond, and the Parkville 5-0 hauled me away before I had seen a scrap of paperwork. So I just called the Muni Courthouse and I gotta go BACK tomorrow after school and see if I need to sign anything.

My day? A wee bit stressful. And calling my principal to tell him to get subs for my classes the rest of the day cause I was IN JAIL was so awesome.

And there are no drugs, licit or otherwise at my house. I want a big fat martini.


Strix - Mar 12, 2007 11:38:49 am PDT #441 of 10003
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Except I have cigarettes. I am thinking about trying to smoke 10. At once.


tommyrot - Mar 12, 2007 11:40:14 am PDT #442 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

And calling my principal to tell him to get subs for my classes the rest of the day cause I was IN JAIL was so awesome.

Heh.

At least you can see some humor in the situation... (eta: Or maybe not.) sucks about the multiple trips to court, though. eta:

I never got handcuffed or arrested or anything, despite the fact that they could have for the wrong I done (driving with a suspended license).


Sparky1 - Mar 12, 2007 11:40:53 am PDT #443 of 10003
Librarian Warlord

Erin, that is one terrible Monday. {{Erin}}


Aims - Mar 12, 2007 11:41:37 am PDT #444 of 10003
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I'm sure Aimee's got about a dozen filed away.

t stuffs speeches into desk drawer.

I know not of what you speak.


Aims - Mar 12, 2007 11:42:00 am PDT #445 of 10003
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Oh, fuckity, Erin. {{{}}}


tommyrot - Mar 12, 2007 11:42:08 am PDT #446 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Except I have cigarettes. I am thinking about trying to smoke 10. At once.

You want to save those for jail, as cigs are currency....


Jessica - Mar 12, 2007 11:43:26 am PDT #447 of 10003
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Thanks to a Bollywood superhero film, whose trailer I keep seeing advertized in ads for Time Warner Cable International On Demand, I think that superhero already exists

Krrrish! Really fun movie - you should watch it.


sj - Mar 12, 2007 11:44:22 am PDT #448 of 10003
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

{{{{{Erin}}}}} I hope everything goes smoothly tomorrow.