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Spike's Bitches 35: We Got a History  

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[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.

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tommyrot - Mar 12, 2007 11:40:14 am PDT #442 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

And calling my principal to tell him to get subs for my classes the rest of the day cause I was IN JAIL was so awesome.

Heh.

At least you can see some humor in the situation... (eta: Or maybe not.) sucks about the multiple trips to court, though. eta:

I never got handcuffed or arrested or anything, despite the fact that they could have for the wrong I done (driving with a suspended license).

Sparky1 - Mar 12, 2007 11:40:53 am PDT #443 of 10003
Librarian Warlord

Erin, that is one terrible Monday. {{Erin}}

Aims - Mar 12, 2007 11:41:37 am PDT #444 of 10003
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I'm sure Aimee's got about a dozen filed away.

t stuffs speeches into desk drawer.

I know not of what you speak.

Aims - Mar 12, 2007 11:42:00 am PDT #445 of 10003
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Oh, fuckity, Erin. {{{}}}

tommyrot - Mar 12, 2007 11:42:08 am PDT #446 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Except I have cigarettes. I am thinking about trying to smoke 10. At once.

You want to save those for jail, as cigs are currency....

Jessica - Mar 12, 2007 11:43:26 am PDT #447 of 10003
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Thanks to a Bollywood superhero film, whose trailer I keep seeing advertized in ads for Time Warner Cable International On Demand, I think that superhero already exists

Krrrish! Really fun movie - you should watch it.

sj - Mar 12, 2007 11:44:22 am PDT #448 of 10003
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

{{{{{Erin}}}}} I hope everything goes smoothly tomorrow.

Strix - Mar 12, 2007 11:45:43 am PDT #449 of 10003
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

And now I know why they are so valuable.

I think I have to write a memoir. I have enough weird-ass experiences for a pretty good one.

Oh, they let me use my cell to call work and tell my principal I wouldn't be back today, and forgot to take it back, and I let all my bitches use it. I also took a picture of my jail cell door. That photo will figure prominently in my next birthday invite. Or possibly 2007's Xmas card. I don't do Xmas cards, but for this, I might make an exception.

Sean K - Mar 12, 2007 11:46:14 am PDT #450 of 10003
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Krrrish! Really fun movie - you should watch it.

I really want to. The trailer is awesome.

Aims - Mar 12, 2007 11:48:13 am PDT #451 of 10003
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Seany, you all choose a hotel yet?

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