I got handcuffed and led through the Muni Courthouse today! I was EXTRADITED!!!
Yeah, I went to courtat 9 a.m. like a good citizen for what I thought was a continuance to find out I hadn't paid some fines and I had warrants for contempt!Igot put in the pokey (with one lady who could out-crazy River Tam, a couple of crack ho's (self-admitted) and sundry other interesting individuals.)
After 4 1/2 hours, I was then put in a nifty leather belt with attached bracelets, and driven to nearby Parkville, where I ponied up my $74 for my ticket.
The funny thing? The judge let me out on a signature bond, and the Parkville 5-0 hauled me away before I had seen a scrap of paperwork. So I just called the Muni Courthouse and I gotta go BACK tomorrow after school and see if I need to sign anything.
My day? A wee bit stressful. And calling my principal to tell him to get subs for my classes the rest of the day cause I was IN JAIL was so awesome.
And there are no drugs, licit or otherwise at my house. I want a big fat martini.
Except I have cigarettes. I am thinking about trying to smoke 10. At once.
And calling my principal to tell him to get subs for my classes the rest of the day cause I was IN JAIL was so awesome.
Heh.
At least you can see some humor in the situation... (eta: Or maybe not.) sucks about the multiple trips to court, though. eta:
I never got handcuffed or arrested or anything, despite the fact that they could have for the wrong I done (driving with a suspended license).
Erin, that is one terrible Monday. {{Erin}}
I'm sure Aimee's got about a dozen filed away.
t stuffs speeches into desk drawer.
I know not of what you speak.
Oh, fuckity, Erin. {{{}}}
Except I have cigarettes. I am thinking about trying to smoke 10. At once.
You want to save those for jail, as cigs are currency....
Thanks to a Bollywood superhero film, whose trailer I keep seeing advertized in ads for Time Warner Cable International On Demand, I think that superhero already exists
Krrrish! Really fun movie - you should watch it.
{{{{{Erin}}}}} I hope everything goes smoothly tomorrow.
And now I know why they are so valuable.
I think I have to write a memoir. I have enough weird-ass experiences for a pretty good one.
Oh, they let me use my cell to call work and tell my principal I wouldn't be back today, and forgot to take it back, and I let all my bitches use it. I also took a picture of my jail cell door. That photo will figure prominently in my next birthday invite. Or possibly 2007's Xmas card. I don't do Xmas cards, but for this, I might make an exception.
