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Spike's Bitches 35: We Got a History  

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Strix - Mar 12, 2007 11:45:43 am PDT #449 of 10003
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

And now I know why they are so valuable.

I think I have to write a memoir. I have enough weird-ass experiences for a pretty good one.

Oh, they let me use my cell to call work and tell my principal I wouldn't be back today, and forgot to take it back, and I let all my bitches use it. I also took a picture of my jail cell door. That photo will figure prominently in my next birthday invite. Or possibly 2007's Xmas card. I don't do Xmas cards, but for this, I might make an exception.

Sean K - Mar 12, 2007 11:46:14 am PDT #450 of 10003
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Krrrish! Really fun movie - you should watch it.

I really want to. The trailer is awesome.

Aims - Mar 12, 2007 11:48:13 am PDT #451 of 10003
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Seany, you all choose a hotel yet?

tommyrot - Mar 12, 2007 11:48:19 am PDT #452 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Erin, I read this

And calling my principal to tell him to get subs for my classes the rest of the day cause I was IN JAIL was so awesome.

as unironic. Sorry.

Sean K - Mar 12, 2007 11:49:04 am PDT #453 of 10003
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Seany, you all choose a hotel yet?

No. We're slacking hard. Haven't even looked.

Strix - Mar 12, 2007 11:51:53 am PDT #454 of 10003
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Pffft. Don't worry about it. Ironic, unironic -- I'm not in a tizzy.

It's like most of the really shitty things that I have been worrying about happening to me because of this whole car/ticket thing have already happened, so what else can i do but find the funny in it? I. . .

owe money out the ass
have had no car since 12/16
have been to jail TWICE

Nobody made me their bitch, and I only have a couple of scars from the car accident, so it's deal-with-able, yes?

Aims - Mar 12, 2007 11:52:24 am PDT #455 of 10003
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I've looked, and found decent rates, but I need to quit being snobby.

beth b - Mar 12, 2007 11:54:53 am PDT #456 of 10003
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

I need to see that movie.

and Erin you win for the worst monday - sounds very similar to a situation a friend of mine got in. - She had broken the law- and in trying to fix things ended up in jail while her DH got things straigtened out. - and if she had known what was going on , she could have done things differently and not ended up in jail. ( there was plenty to deal with , without the jail part)

DavidS - Mar 12, 2007 11:58:38 am PDT #457 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Erin, you're practically a folk hero by now.

Well, you are in my particular cosmology anyway.

You should teach a class at the Learning Center: "How to Make Interesting Mistakes and Lead a Fabulous Life - Learn From An Actual Odalisque."

Was the leather belt flattering to your waistline?

tommyrot - Mar 12, 2007 12:00:25 pm PDT #458 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Erin, you're practically a folk hero by now.

Someone just needs to write a folk song about her....

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