Except I have cigarettes. I am thinking about trying to smoke 10. At once.
You want to save those for jail, as cigs are currency....
Okay, um, I'm lost. Uh, I'm angry, and I'm armed, so if you two have something that you need to work out --
Mal ,'War Stories'
Spike's Bitches 35: We Got a History
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
tommyrot - Mar 12, 2007 11:42:08 am PDT #446 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Jessica - Mar 12, 2007 11:43:26 am PDT #447 of 10003
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Thanks to a Bollywood superhero film, whose trailer I keep seeing advertized in ads for Time Warner Cable International On Demand, I think that superhero already exists
Krrrish! Really fun movie - you should watch it.
sj - Mar 12, 2007 11:44:22 am PDT #448 of 10003
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
{{{{{Erin}}}}} I hope everything goes smoothly tomorrow.
Strix - Mar 12, 2007 11:45:43 am PDT #449 of 10003
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
And now I know why they are so valuable.
I think I have to write a memoir. I have enough weird-ass experiences for a pretty good one.
Oh, they let me use my cell to call work and tell my principal I wouldn't be back today, and forgot to take it back, and I let all my bitches use it. I also took a picture of my jail cell door. That photo will figure prominently in my next birthday invite. Or possibly 2007's Xmas card. I don't do Xmas cards, but for this, I might make an exception.
Sean K - Mar 12, 2007 11:46:14 am PDT #450 of 10003
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Krrrish! Really fun movie - you should watch it.
I really want to. The trailer is awesome.
Aims - Mar 12, 2007 11:48:13 am PDT #451 of 10003
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Seany, you all choose a hotel yet?
tommyrot - Mar 12, 2007 11:48:19 am PDT #452 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Erin, I read this
And calling my principal to tell him to get subs for my classes the rest of the day cause I was IN JAIL was so awesome.
as unironic. Sorry.
Sean K - Mar 12, 2007 11:49:04 am PDT #453 of 10003
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Seany, you all choose a hotel yet?
No. We're slacking hard. Haven't even looked.
Strix - Mar 12, 2007 11:51:53 am PDT #454 of 10003
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Pffft. Don't worry about it. Ironic, unironic -- I'm not in a tizzy.
It's like most of the really shitty things that I have been worrying about happening to me because of this whole car/ticket thing have already happened, so what else can i do but find the funny in it? I. . .
owe money out the ass
have had no car since 12/16
have been to jail TWICE
Nobody made me their bitch, and I only have a couple of scars from the car accident, so it's deal-with-able, yes?
Aims - Mar 12, 2007 11:52:24 am PDT #455 of 10003
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I've looked, and found decent rates, but I need to quit being snobby.