Simon: I'm trying to put this as delicately as I can... How do I know you won't kill me in my sleep? Mal: You don't know me, son. So let me explain this to you once: If I ever kill you, you'll be awake, you'll be facing me, and you'll be armed.

'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 35: We Got a History  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Sparky1 - Mar 12, 2007 11:40:53 am PDT #443 of 10003
Librarian Warlord

Erin, that is one terrible Monday. {{Erin}}


Aims - Mar 12, 2007 11:41:37 am PDT #444 of 10003
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I'm sure Aimee's got about a dozen filed away.

t stuffs speeches into desk drawer.

I know not of what you speak.


Aims - Mar 12, 2007 11:42:00 am PDT #445 of 10003
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Oh, fuckity, Erin. {{{}}}


tommyrot - Mar 12, 2007 11:42:08 am PDT #446 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Except I have cigarettes. I am thinking about trying to smoke 10. At once.

You want to save those for jail, as cigs are currency....


Jessica - Mar 12, 2007 11:43:26 am PDT #447 of 10003
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Thanks to a Bollywood superhero film, whose trailer I keep seeing advertized in ads for Time Warner Cable International On Demand, I think that superhero already exists

Krrrish! Really fun movie - you should watch it.


sj - Mar 12, 2007 11:44:22 am PDT #448 of 10003
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

{{{{{Erin}}}}} I hope everything goes smoothly tomorrow.


Strix - Mar 12, 2007 11:45:43 am PDT #449 of 10003
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

And now I know why they are so valuable.

I think I have to write a memoir. I have enough weird-ass experiences for a pretty good one.

Oh, they let me use my cell to call work and tell my principal I wouldn't be back today, and forgot to take it back, and I let all my bitches use it. I also took a picture of my jail cell door. That photo will figure prominently in my next birthday invite. Or possibly 2007's Xmas card. I don't do Xmas cards, but for this, I might make an exception.


Sean K - Mar 12, 2007 11:46:14 am PDT #450 of 10003
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Krrrish! Really fun movie - you should watch it.

I really want to. The trailer is awesome.


Aims - Mar 12, 2007 11:48:13 am PDT #451 of 10003
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Seany, you all choose a hotel yet?


tommyrot - Mar 12, 2007 11:48:19 am PDT #452 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Erin, I read this

And calling my principal to tell him to get subs for my classes the rest of the day cause I was IN JAIL was so awesome.

as unironic. Sorry.