Flattery will get you all the super glam sexy power you want, Hec!

Glam on!

Sean, man, remember to thank the Buffistas when you get your Oscar!

Oh, Buffistas, both collectively and couple of specific individuals, have been written in to the "Just In Case" speech for a while now.

Glam on!

We totally need a superhero with this battle cry. And then lightning zaps out of the sky and gives him perfect eyeliner.

Oh, Buffistas, both collectively and couple of specific individuals, have been written in to the "Just In Case" speech for a while now.

I'm trying to think which other Buffistas have worked on their Oscar acceptance speech. I'm sure Aimee's got about a dozen filed away. Jilli. Juliana. MM.

Glam on!

We totally need a superhero with this battle cry. And then lightning zaps out of the sky and gives him perfect eyeliner.

Thanks to a Bollywood superhero film, whose trailer I keep seeing advertized in ads for Time Warner Cable International On Demand, I think that superhero already exists

I got handcuffed and led through the Muni Courthouse today! I was EXTRADITED!!!

Yeah, I went to courtat 9 a.m. like a good citizen for what I thought was a continuance to find out I hadn't paid some fines and I had warrants for contempt!Igot put in the pokey (with one lady who could out-crazy River Tam, a couple of crack ho's (self-admitted) and sundry other interesting individuals.)

After 4 1/2 hours, I was then put in a nifty leather belt with attached bracelets, and driven to nearby Parkville, where I ponied up my $74 for my ticket.

The funny thing? The judge let me out on a signature bond, and the Parkville 5-0 hauled me away before I had seen a scrap of paperwork. So I just called the Muni Courthouse and I gotta go BACK tomorrow after school and see if I need to sign anything.

My day? A wee bit stressful. And calling my principal to tell him to get subs for my classes the rest of the day cause I was IN JAIL was so awesome.

And there are no drugs, licit or otherwise at my house. I want a big fat martini.

Except I have cigarettes. I am thinking about trying to smoke 10. At once.

And calling my principal to tell him to get subs for my classes the rest of the day cause I was IN JAIL was so awesome.

Heh.

At least you can see some humor in the situation... (eta: Or maybe not.) sucks about the multiple trips to court, though. eta:

I never got handcuffed or arrested or anything, despite the fact that they could have for the wrong I done (driving with a suspended license).

Erin, that is one terrible Monday. {{Erin}}

I'm sure Aimee's got about a dozen filed away.

t stuffs speeches into desk drawer.

I know not of what you speak.

Oh, fuckity, Erin. {{{}}}