We need a new sofa. so today I wnet furniture shopping. I forgot how soothing it is to talk fabric and styles and colors and cushions with a man named Troy. Furniture shopping is just perfect. We need a sofa, but there is no way I would buy one this instant, and no one expects you to.

I feel almost sane again.

I smite thee asshats
With my mighty porn attack
Crown this, bitch! Yeah, right...

Just the other day
My cat did something funny
Lets talk about it

Oo! I think we should write haikus about each other ('cuz we got history and know, man!).

Let's see...

Her hair is bright blue,
and she carries within her
new Buffista sprog.

Conversation that just happened:

T(Boss' son who is forever giving me shit about my music.): Turn that shit off.
Me: But it's "Shaft"!!
Irene: Damn right.

North Beach thought they had
a party, until they met
our Juliana.

Haiku challenge:

Do one about me without use of Empress, Miracleborn, smiting, or tiara.

Go!

Do one about me without use of Empress, Miracleborn, smiting, or tiara.

Why must people on the tech support line read to me every line in the screens that come up? I know what the screens say. Stop acting so surprised that when you hit the Save button it asks you if you want to Save.

It must be exciting to live in a world so full of wonder. "Look! That stop light turned red! Wow! It just turned green!"

"Close the window, then open the other file." "How do I do that?" "You close the window, then to go to the list and choose the other file." "So I close the window? With the X?" "Yes, close the window." "Now what do I do?" "Open the other file." "How do I do that?"

Shit I didn't say: "You hand your computer to a ten-year-old and vow never to touch a computer again because you're an idiot."

t stink-eye to the small one