I smite thee asshats
With my mighty porn attack
Crown this, bitch! Yeah, right...
Everybody dies, Tracey. Someone's carrying a bullet for you right now, doesn't even know it. The trick is to die of old age before it finds you.
Mal ,'The Message'
Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
DavidS - Mar 09, 2007 12:26:05 pm PST #9952 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
tommyrot - Mar 09, 2007 12:26:16 pm PST #9953 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Just the other day
My cat did something funny
Lets talk about it
Pix - Mar 09, 2007 12:27:27 pm PST #9954 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
Oo! I think we should write haikus about each other ('cuz we got history and know, man!).
Let's see...
Her hair is bright blue,
and she carries within her
new Buffista sprog.
Aims - Mar 09, 2007 12:27:57 pm PST #9955 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Conversation that just happened:
T(Boss' son who is forever giving me shit about my music.): Turn that shit off.
Me: But it's "Shaft"!!
Irene: Damn right.
Pix - Mar 09, 2007 12:29:01 pm PST #9956 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
North Beach thought they had
a party, until they met
our Juliana.
Aims - Mar 09, 2007 12:29:55 pm PST #9957 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Haiku challenge:
Do one about me without use of Empress, Miracleborn, smiting, or tiara.
Go!
Pix - Mar 09, 2007 12:31:10 pm PST #9958 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
Do one about me without use of Empress, Miracleborn, smiting, or tiara.Em Em Em Em Em
Em Em Em Em Em Em Em
Em Em Em Camel.
Connie Neil - Mar 09, 2007 12:31:18 pm PST #9959 of 10001
brillig
Why must people on the tech support line read to me every line in the screens that come up? I know what the screens say. Stop acting so surprised that when you hit the Save button it asks you if you want to Save.
It must be exciting to live in a world so full of wonder. "Look! That stop light turned red! Wow! It just turned green!"
"Close the window, then open the other file." "How do I do that?" "You close the window, then to go to the list and choose the other file." "So I close the window? With the X?" "Yes, close the window." "Now what do I do?" "Open the other file." "How do I do that?"
Shit I didn't say: "You hand your computer to a ten-year-old and vow never to touch a computer again because you're an idiot."
Aims - Mar 09, 2007 12:32:23 pm PST #9960 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
t stink-eye to the small one
Topic!Cindy - Mar 09, 2007 12:32:58 pm PST #9961 of 10001
What is even happening?
Welcome home, Robin. Bad medicine. No biscuit.