Giles, if you would like to get by in American society, then you are going to have to follow our traditions. You're the patriarch. You have to host the festivities, or it's all meaningless.

Buffy ,'Sleeper'


Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Pix - Mar 09, 2007 12:31:10 pm PST #9958 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Do one about me without use of Empress, Miracleborn, smiting, or tiara.
Em Em Em Em Em
Em Em Em Em Em Em Em
Em Em Em Camel.


Connie Neil - Mar 09, 2007 12:31:18 pm PST #9959 of 10001
brillig

Why must people on the tech support line read to me every line in the screens that come up? I know what the screens say. Stop acting so surprised that when you hit the Save button it asks you if you want to Save.

It must be exciting to live in a world so full of wonder. "Look! That stop light turned red! Wow! It just turned green!"

"Close the window, then open the other file." "How do I do that?" "You close the window, then to go to the list and choose the other file." "So I close the window? With the X?" "Yes, close the window." "Now what do I do?" "Open the other file." "How do I do that?"

Shit I didn't say: "You hand your computer to a ten-year-old and vow never to touch a computer again because you're an idiot."


Aims - Mar 09, 2007 12:32:23 pm PST #9960 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

t stink-eye to the small one


Topic!Cindy - Mar 09, 2007 12:32:58 pm PST #9961 of 10001
What is even happening?

Welcome home, Robin. Bad medicine. No biscuit.


vw bug - Mar 09, 2007 12:33:59 pm PST #9962 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Welcome home, Robin! I'm glad things are going well!


Pix - Mar 09, 2007 12:34:23 pm PST #9963 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

He wears a kilt not
a skirt, or so he'll try to
convince everyone.

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Black velvet, bats, and
petticoats swirl around our
lovely perky goth.


Pix - Mar 09, 2007 12:35:30 pm PST #9964 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Welcome home, Robin!! I got stuck at school late the last two days and couldn't come visit you. When you're feeling up for company, let me know and I'll bring you your get well basket!

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People come ON! I want to go home, but the thread is SO CLOSE to turning over, and it's the first time I've ever named a Bitches!

t bounces impatiently


DavidS - Mar 09, 2007 12:37:06 pm PST #9965 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

My Scrappy is back!
Calooo, Callay! p.s. Send
me your Vicodin

Aimee has the wit
And the bosom. Now just needs
Mink brown pixie cut


Aims - Mar 09, 2007 12:38:51 pm PST #9966 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Our David loves nape
He wears awesome shoes Fab!
But is he writing?


Topic!Cindy - Mar 09, 2007 12:38:54 pm PST #9967 of 10001
What is even happening?

All Slime and Antlers
Tea, sympathy, and corsets
Riches of Bitches