North Beach thought they had
a party, until they met
our Juliana.
Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Haiku challenge:
Do one about me without use of Empress, Miracleborn, smiting, or tiara.
Go!
Do one about me without use of Empress, Miracleborn, smiting, or tiara.Em Em Em Em Em
Em Em Em Em Em Em Em
Em Em Em Camel.
Why must people on the tech support line read to me every line in the screens that come up? I know what the screens say. Stop acting so surprised that when you hit the Save button it asks you if you want to Save.
It must be exciting to live in a world so full of wonder. "Look! That stop light turned red! Wow! It just turned green!"
"Close the window, then open the other file." "How do I do that?" "You close the window, then to go to the list and choose the other file." "So I close the window? With the X?" "Yes, close the window." "Now what do I do?" "Open the other file." "How do I do that?"
Shit I didn't say: "You hand your computer to a ten-year-old and vow never to touch a computer again because you're an idiot."
t stink-eye to the small one
Welcome home, Robin. Bad medicine. No biscuit.
Welcome home, Robin! I'm glad things are going well!
He wears a kilt not
a skirt, or so he'll try to
convince everyone.
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Black velvet, bats, and
petticoats swirl around our
lovely perky goth.
Welcome home, Robin!! I got stuck at school late the last two days and couldn't come visit you. When you're feeling up for company, let me know and I'll bring you your get well basket!
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People come ON! I want to go home, but the thread is SO CLOSE to turning over, and it's the first time I've ever named a Bitches!
t bounces impatiently
My Scrappy is back!
Calooo, Callay! p.s. Send
me your Vicodin
Aimee has the wit
And the bosom. Now just needs
Mink brown pixie cut