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"Calling me 'juvenile' and 'irrational' is really sinking to the level of name-calling. That's completely uncalled for. Not once have I engaged in the same manner of name-calling."

"You said 'Even though you state otherwise I believe that your newsletter format not being accepted brought about if not the main reason for your sudden inspiration to resign from PR is significant.' So, you're saying that even though I clearly stated one reason, you think another is true? That sounds like you think I'm lying. And THAT is insulting and uncalled for."

"You said, 'you need to take responsibility for your own actions and accusing others to make your reason seem legit is fabricated. To me this really reflects your personal character to myself and the board who has been supportive of you.' This sounds like you are accusing me of lying. Fabrication = lying. You are saying that my personal character is that I am a liar. You are way off base. That is untrue, and uncalled for, and simply unacceptable."

"[Name], your attitude towards me is hostile, and insulting, and you make completely untrue accusations about me, to the point of insinuating that I am a liar. Not once have I EVER made baseless, untrue accusations about your personal character.

"Shame on you."

So, I sent that off, and made sure the Board was cc-ed. If they *don't* think that his behavior is deplorable, they truly have become a group I don't want to be a part of.

The Boy, bless his heart, offered to beat up Committee Chairman for me, and then he said he was going to call Asshead!President and tell him that if Committee Chairman doesn't get removed from the committee for such behavior, then he (The Boy) is leaving the group.

And I love him for that, but I also worried that this would happen -- that because of bullshit surrounding something *I* did, *he* would be negatively impacted.

However, I am *still* so happy I resigned; in fact, I'm even more happy, now that I've seen Committee Chairman's true (psychotic) colors. There is NO FUCKING WAY in hell I would ever work with him again. Not knowing what he truly thinks of me.

(This is better than a telenovella, isn't it?)

Do a couple nights at the Aunt's Hotel and then go some place swanky and fun. Or just go some place swanky and fun. Honeymoons are in short supply unless you're Elizabeth Taylor.

Meh. We can sort it out, I just don't know what her aunt was thinking. Don't they know I'm a capitalistic white devil?

You know, Teppy, there's a lot in this letter that is unprofessional, rude, and completely uncalled for. That said, the thing that boggles me the most is that it's not perfectly acceptable for you to resign for whatever reason you want. It's a volunteer position. Do they really expect you to keep going in the position until the end of time?!

In short, you are well rid of these people.

That said, the thing that boggles me the most is that it's not perfectly acceptable for you to resign for whatever reason you want. It's a volunteer position.

Right???

In case anyone missed it, these people are CRAZEEEEEEEEEEE.

I really want to believe that the Board will see Chairman's nasty letter and smack him down, but given the way things have been going, I'm actually expecting to be told that I "misunderstood" the e-mail.

Though it doesn't really matter, because I'm freeeeeeeee!

Tep, is there some kind of bad writing kink I don't know about? Because, dude, these emails aren't just insulting, they're fucking incompetent.

Teppy, these people are crazy. For reals.

Heh. I should post the REALLY incoherent sentences.

Here's one:

"To even insinuate ANYONE would have said anything of that nature goes to establish the creditability of your own assumption of a reasonable excuse to end your tender in the PR committee."

Um, ooooookay?

"This article was already edited, to pertain prudent information that was important this subject. The article you edited which you have admitted was not that article. You have also adlibbed other important items that PR had no business editing; these issues should have been edited by legal, by laws, etc. not PR."

It's almost like instructions for assembling your new hibachi, when you know the instructions were translated directly from the Korean, without making any adjustments for idiom.

"This group is premeditated to move forward with out me, you or anyone else in its chain."

Uh....there's a chain? Maybe he means a *real* chain -- after all, it's kink....

(This is better than a telenovella, isn't it?)

it would be, except that it is hurting someone I care about. They REALLY don't want me to come up there.

is there some kind of bad writing kink I don't know about?

*casually hand waves away thirty open tabs*

to, umm, pertain?

premeditated?

tender?

This guy should be the next editor. It can become a humor publication!