Do a couple nights at the Aunt's Hotel and then go some place swanky and fun. Or just go some place swanky and fun. Honeymoons are in short supply unless you're Elizabeth Taylor.

Meh. We can sort it out, I just don't know what her aunt was thinking. Don't they know I'm a capitalistic white devil?

You know, Teppy, there's a lot in this letter that is unprofessional, rude, and completely uncalled for. That said, the thing that boggles me the most is that it's not perfectly acceptable for you to resign for whatever reason you want. It's a volunteer position. Do they really expect you to keep going in the position until the end of time?!

In short, you are well rid of these people.

That said, the thing that boggles me the most is that it's not perfectly acceptable for you to resign for whatever reason you want. It's a volunteer position.

Right???

In case anyone missed it, these people are CRAZEEEEEEEEEEE.

I really want to believe that the Board will see Chairman's nasty letter and smack him down, but given the way things have been going, I'm actually expecting to be told that I "misunderstood" the e-mail.

Though it doesn't really matter, because I'm freeeeeeeee!

Tep, is there some kind of bad writing kink I don't know about? Because, dude, these emails aren't just insulting, they're fucking incompetent.

Teppy, these people are crazy. For reals.

Heh. I should post the REALLY incoherent sentences.

Here's one:

"To even insinuate ANYONE would have said anything of that nature goes to establish the creditability of your own assumption of a reasonable excuse to end your tender in the PR committee."

Um, ooooookay?

"This article was already edited, to pertain prudent information that was important this subject. The article you edited which you have admitted was not that article. You have also adlibbed other important items that PR had no business editing; these issues should have been edited by legal, by laws, etc. not PR."

It's almost like instructions for assembling your new hibachi, when you know the instructions were translated directly from the Korean, without making any adjustments for idiom.

"This group is premeditated to move forward with out me, you or anyone else in its chain."

Uh....there's a chain? Maybe he means a *real* chain -- after all, it's kink....

(This is better than a telenovella, isn't it?)

it would be, except that it is hurting someone I care about. They REALLY don't want me to come up there.

is there some kind of bad writing kink I don't know about?

*casually hand waves away thirty open tabs*

to, umm, pertain?

premeditated?

tender?

This guy should be the next editor. It can become a humor publication!

My mother and sister called to tell me that my mother had to be taken by ambulance to the emergency room at 3 a.m., because she had another of the scary coughing, choking, unable to breathe things like the one she had at Christmas. They gave her oxygen and sent her home with albuterol and cough medicine. I don't think the doctors are paying enough attention to her, because she isn't very assertive and she's 81. I don't know what to do about it from here.

{{Ginger}} I hope the doctors can wake up and try to figure out what's going on with her. She shouldn't have to suffer through this just because she's 81. I fear that some doctors don't think they should try to solve these problems for the elderly which is bullshit.

Oh, Teppalina. Those fuckwads don't deserve your Teppaliciousness. What a asshole. The Boy continues to impress me with his support.