Heh. I should post the REALLY incoherent sentences.

Here's one:

"To even insinuate ANYONE would have said anything of that nature goes to establish the creditability of your own assumption of a reasonable excuse to end your tender in the PR committee."

Um, ooooookay?

"This article was already edited, to pertain prudent information that was important this subject. The article you edited which you have admitted was not that article. You have also adlibbed other important items that PR had no business editing; these issues should have been edited by legal, by laws, etc. not PR."

It's almost like instructions for assembling your new hibachi, when you know the instructions were translated directly from the Korean, without making any adjustments for idiom.

"This group is premeditated to move forward with out me, you or anyone else in its chain."

Uh....there's a chain? Maybe he means a *real* chain -- after all, it's kink....

(This is better than a telenovella, isn't it?)

it would be, except that it is hurting someone I care about. They REALLY don't want me to come up there.

is there some kind of bad writing kink I don't know about?

*casually hand waves away thirty open tabs*

to, umm, pertain?

premeditated?

tender?

This guy should be the next editor. It can become a humor publication!

My mother and sister called to tell me that my mother had to be taken by ambulance to the emergency room at 3 a.m., because she had another of the scary coughing, choking, unable to breathe things like the one she had at Christmas. They gave her oxygen and sent her home with albuterol and cough medicine. I don't think the doctors are paying enough attention to her, because she isn't very assertive and she's 81. I don't know what to do about it from here.

{{Ginger}} I hope the doctors can wake up and try to figure out what's going on with her. She shouldn't have to suffer through this just because she's 81. I fear that some doctors don't think they should try to solve these problems for the elderly which is bullshit.

Oh, Teppalina. Those fuckwads don't deserve your Teppaliciousness. What a asshole. The Boy continues to impress me with his support.

it would be, except that it is hurting someone I care about. They REALLY don't want me to come up there.

Well, I am still hurt, to a certain degree, but I'm also just frustrated and sad. I wanted to help out. I've got mad skillz (yo), and I was willing to pitch in and invest in this group. But they've gone sort of insane. And that's just a damned shame.

But maybe potential splinter-group-which-isn't-calling-itself-a-group could turn out well. We all have in common the element of getting fucked over by Insane!Group.

Oh, Steph, that is just ridiculous!

.....

Tep, there's a part of me that is belly-laughing in sheer bogglement. You are well-rid of these people, and I devoutly hope that no crap will come to you or Boy because of it.

The Boy continues to impress me with his support.

He blows me away. Truly. I've never had a relationship like this before, where I *knew*, with total assuredness, that I could count on him. And I've never had a relationship where my love wasn't treated like (to some degree) an inconvenience.

It's a little scary.

Well, I am still hurt, to a certain degree, but I'm also just frustrated and sad.

I bet watching me kick him in the face would make you feel a little better :)