'Dear Diary, Today I was pompous and my sister was crazy.' 'Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever.'

Jayne ,'Safe'


Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


juliana - Mar 07, 2007 1:25:46 pm PST #9347 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

In good news, I have a date on Saturday. For once, it is not with a lumberjack with issues. Rather, it is with a former punk rocker who now makes wine. He most likely has issues, though. Wine-soaked punk issues.


Pix - Mar 07, 2007 1:29:14 pm PST #9348 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

YAY date with wine-soaked punk!

BOO fevers and sick!


NoiseDesign - Mar 07, 2007 1:34:36 pm PST #9349 of 10001
Our wings are not tired

Hey Sean. I hope you both start to feel better soon.


DavidS - Mar 07, 2007 1:36:37 pm PST #9350 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Wine-soaked punk issues.

That is sooooo San Francisco.


JZ - Mar 07, 2007 1:37:23 pm PST #9351 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Ayy, poor Hec.

If it's any (thin, translucent, barely-there) consolation at all, I get a painful number of those woolgathering monologue phone calls too, but mine usually end, several years into the call, with the caller saying, "So, what I need to know is if it's okay, if the doctor wouldn't mind, if I could possibly get your fax number." It's the cruellest possible punchline to the world's lamest shaggy dog joke.


Pix - Mar 07, 2007 1:39:50 pm PST #9352 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

My fun phone call today was having to break the news to a parent that her beloved daughter had unintentionally plagiarized (don't ask--way too tired to explain it) her final exam and therefore had flunked it. Do I win for crappy calls? For today anyway?

Drew, sweetie, so much sanity~ma to you. I know waiting is making you crazy (it's making me crazy too), and I hope the call comes soon.


DavidS - Mar 07, 2007 1:42:44 pm PST #9353 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Ayy, poor Hec.

Why? What happened to me?

::checks for thalium::


Laura - Mar 07, 2007 1:44:49 pm PST #9354 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

{{Drew}} Sorry for the crazy making waiting. Calm ~ma to you.

{{Kristin}} Not fun.

Still at the office. Could go home, but trying to finish the project here so I don't have to cart it home with me. Blah.


P.M. Marc - Mar 07, 2007 1:45:50 pm PST #9355 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

She's such a big shot, all verbal and whatnot.

When I get too close to Paul for her taste, I get a glare and an order of: "Off of Daddy."

Other Orders to Mommy include: "Lillian up on bed." "Nursing! Nursing!" and "Pants on bear?"


Pix - Mar 07, 2007 1:46:28 pm PST #9356 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Thanks, but it went pretty well, all things considered. The parent was (rightly) pissed at her daughter and not at me. Phew!

I'm also still at work, but I'm about to pack up and head home. A nice dinner out with Drew and being asleep before 10 are both in my plans.