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Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers

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[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.

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Pix - Mar 07, 2007 1:39:50 pm PST #9352 of 10001

We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

My fun phone call today was having to break the news to a parent that her beloved daughter had unintentionally plagiarized (don't ask--way too tired to explain it) her final exam and therefore had flunked it. Do I win for crappy calls? For today anyway?

Drew, sweetie, so much sanity~ma to you. I know waiting is making you crazy (it's making me crazy too), and I hope the call comes soon.

DavidS - Mar 07, 2007 1:42:44 pm PST #9353 of 10001

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Ayy, poor Hec.

Why? What happened to me?

::checks for thalium::

Laura - Mar 07, 2007 1:44:49 pm PST #9354 of 10001

Our wings are not tired.

{{Drew}} Sorry for the crazy making waiting. Calm ~ma to you.

{{Kristin}} Not fun.

Still at the office. Could go home, but trying to finish the project here so I don't have to cart it home with me. Blah.

P.M. Marc - Mar 07, 2007 1:45:50 pm PST #9355 of 10001

So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

She's such a big shot, all verbal and whatnot.

When I get too close to Paul for her taste, I get a glare and an order of: "Off of Daddy."

Other Orders to Mommy include: "Lillian up on bed." "Nursing! Nursing!" and "Pants on bear?"

Pix - Mar 07, 2007 1:46:28 pm PST #9356 of 10001

We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Thanks, but it went pretty well, all things considered. The parent was (rightly) pissed at her daughter and not at me. Phew!

I'm also still at work, but I'm about to pack up and head home. A nice dinner out with Drew and being asleep before 10 are both in my plans.

JZ - Mar 07, 2007 1:47:17 pm PST #9357 of 10001

See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Why? What happened to me?

Nothing. I'm hideously tired, and misread DJ for you. I would be ashamed, but shame takes too much energy so instead I'm just wearily waving one hand.

I think I need to take a sick day. I'm being aggressively stupid all over the place.

Pix - Mar 07, 2007 1:48:08 pm PST #9358 of 10001

We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

aggressively stupid

I t heart this phrase.

I also t heart JZ, but that's no shock.

Daisy Jane - Mar 07, 2007 1:49:24 pm PST #9359 of 10001

"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

"Pants on bear?"

This is my very favorite Order.

I'm sorry your student went temporarily (hopefully) brain dead and you had to explain it to her parents. Glad parent was rational, and hopefully she's learned her lesson.

DavidS - Mar 07, 2007 1:50:53 pm PST #9360 of 10001

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Take a sick day! They wouldn't let you use them on your maternity leave.

Other Orders to Mommy include: "Lillian up on bed." "Nursing! Nursing!" and "Pants on bear?"

Do we need to send this girl to Gothic Charm School? A little "Please, cocksucker" goes a long way, you know?

DavidS - Mar 07, 2007 1:51:41 pm PST #9361 of 10001

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

ION, I am Getting My Way on the game scheduling changes.

I'm back to medium bad.

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