{{Drew}} Sorry for the crazy making waiting. Calm ~ma to you.
{{Kristin}} Not fun.
Still at the office. Could go home, but trying to finish the project here so I don't have to cart it home with me. Blah.
River: I know you have questions. Mal: That would be why I just asked them.
'Objects In Space'
Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Laura - Mar 07, 2007 1:44:49 pm PST #9354 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.
P.M. Marc - Mar 07, 2007 1:45:50 pm PST #9355 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
She's such a big shot, all verbal and whatnot.
When I get too close to Paul for her taste, I get a glare and an order of: "Off of Daddy."
Other Orders to Mommy include: "Lillian up on bed." "Nursing! Nursing!" and "Pants on bear?"
Pix - Mar 07, 2007 1:46:28 pm PST #9356 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
Thanks, but it went pretty well, all things considered. The parent was (rightly) pissed at her daughter and not at me. Phew!
I'm also still at work, but I'm about to pack up and head home. A nice dinner out with Drew and being asleep before 10 are both in my plans.
JZ - Mar 07, 2007 1:47:17 pm PST #9357 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Why? What happened to me?
Nothing. I'm hideously tired, and misread DJ for you. I would be ashamed, but shame takes too much energy so instead I'm just wearily waving one hand.
I think I need to take a sick day. I'm being aggressively stupid all over the place.
Pix - Mar 07, 2007 1:48:08 pm PST #9358 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
aggressively stupid
I t heart this phrase.
I also t heart JZ, but that's no shock.
Daisy Jane - Mar 07, 2007 1:49:24 pm PST #9359 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
"Pants on bear?"
This is my very favorite Order.
I'm sorry your student went temporarily (hopefully) brain dead and you had to explain it to her parents. Glad parent was rational, and hopefully she's learned her lesson.
DavidS - Mar 07, 2007 1:50:53 pm PST #9360 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Take a sick day! They wouldn't let you use them on your maternity leave.
Other Orders to Mommy include: "Lillian up on bed." "Nursing! Nursing!" and "Pants on bear?"
Do we need to send this girl to Gothic Charm School? A little "Please, cocksucker" goes a long way, you know?
DavidS - Mar 07, 2007 1:51:41 pm PST #9361 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
ION, I am Getting My Way on the game scheduling changes.
I'm back to medium bad.
JZ - Mar 07, 2007 1:52:41 pm PST #9362 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
I don't know that "Please, cocksucker" is particularly Gothic Charm. Wouldn't that be more, "I beg you, sloe-eyed Milky Mistress who in her benevolence bestowed upon me the dark but shimmering spark of life?"
Daisy Jane - Mar 07, 2007 1:53:06 pm PST #9363 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
If it's any (thin, translucent, barely-there) consolation at all, I get a painful number of those woolgathering monologue phone calls too, but mine usually end, several years into the call, with the caller saying, "So, what I need to know is if it's okay, if the doctor wouldn't mind, if I could possibly get your fax number." It's the cruellest possible punchline to the world's lamest shaggy dog joke.
Ha! Yes!