So I've heard through the grapevine that IT's got a hairy eyeball on me over my internet usage. Blah. So I'll probably be around a lot less during the day. They don't understand that this means a significantly higher chance that I'll slaughter them all.
Simon: I swear when it's appropriate. Kaylee: Simon, the whole point of swearing is that it ain't appropriate.
'Jaynestown'
Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Ailleann - Feb 15, 2007 8:18:52 am PST #5825 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda
Glamcookie - Feb 15, 2007 8:19:15 am PST #5826 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
I HEART BOSOMS AND FERNET!!!!!
You guys sure know how to draw a girl out of lurking.
Aims - Feb 15, 2007 8:19:46 am PST #5827 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
t hefts up bosoms for AmyLiz to cry into
They're waterproof, bebe - cry all you want.
Amy - Feb 15, 2007 8:19:58 am PST #5828 of 10001
Because books.
You may use my bosom however you need to.
::sniffles::
A good double intendre always makes me feel better.
P.M. Marc - Feb 15, 2007 8:22:38 am PST #5829 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
::passes AmyLiz Fernet and bosom::
Daisy Jane - Feb 15, 2007 8:25:43 am PST #5830 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
You want I should smite him Amy? The smite is strong with me today.
Amy - Feb 15, 2007 8:26:55 am PST #5831 of 10001
Because books.
No, I can't have him smote. I need him to shovel the fucking driveway.
::blinks gratefully at Aimee and Suzi and Plei and ChiKat::
JohnSweden - Feb 15, 2007 8:28:06 am PST #5832 of 10001
I can't even.
This thread is sure sassy today. It's wonderful.
If Valentine's day has an effect like this, there should be one every year!
Aims - Feb 15, 2007 8:29:43 am PST #5833 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
JohnS, do you need some bosom corner time?
Steph L. - Feb 15, 2007 8:31:30 am PST #5834 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Oh -- a day late, courtesy of SA (the link is courtesy of SA; the late is courtesy of me) -- Legion of Doom valentines!
My favorite is the Lex Luthor one.