You want I should smite him Amy? The smite is strong with me today.
Tell me more good stuff about me.
Kaylee ,'The Message'
Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Daisy Jane - Feb 15, 2007 8:25:43 am PST #5830 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Amy - Feb 15, 2007 8:26:55 am PST #5831 of 10001
Because books.
No, I can't have him smote. I need him to shovel the fucking driveway.
::blinks gratefully at Aimee and Suzi and Plei and ChiKat::
JohnSweden - Feb 15, 2007 8:28:06 am PST #5832 of 10001
I can't even.
This thread is sure sassy today. It's wonderful.
If Valentine's day has an effect like this, there should be one every year!
Aims - Feb 15, 2007 8:29:43 am PST #5833 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
JohnS, do you need some bosom corner time?
Steph L. - Feb 15, 2007 8:31:30 am PST #5834 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Oh -- a day late, courtesy of SA (the link is courtesy of SA; the late is courtesy of me) -- Legion of Doom valentines!
My favorite is the Lex Luthor one.
Topic!Cindy - Feb 15, 2007 8:32:45 am PST #5835 of 10001
What is even happening?
FYI: grapefruit juice interacts BADLY with a LOT of Rx medications. The upshot is that you end up overdosing yourself, even though you're taking the proper prescribed dosage.
I'm not on anything any more/now/yet, save steroidal nasal spray.
juliana - Feb 15, 2007 8:34:15 am PST #5836 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
My bosoms are not as impressive as the wimmins who've offered, but they are always available for comfort!
Apropos of everything, my iPod is playing me "I Love This Bar". I need to filk it for Bitches, I think.
We got cowboys, we got truckers
Broken-hearted fools and suckers
And we got hustlers, we got fighters
Early birds and all-nighters
And the veterans talk about their battle scars
Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar
I love this bar
It's my kind of place
Just walkin' through the front door
Puts a big smile on my face
It ain't too far, come as you are
Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar
tommyrot - Feb 15, 2007 8:45:16 am PST #5837 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
The Top Ten Best Darwinian Pick-up Lines!
Really, the only one I liked at all was the winner:
Is it subverting our genetic imperative if you cum all over my face?
Nora Deirdre - Feb 15, 2007 8:49:10 am PST #5838 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
ew! Man, I hate that c-word. ugh. UGH!
Anyway...
Still at home. Have not gone outside although Tom keeps trying to chip through the ice on our sidewalk. Limited success though. I have attempted to keep the morale of the shovelling troop going by making extra cheezy mac & cheese. Also, I have started a paper due on Tuesday so maybe I won't have to work on it all weekend long!
JohnSweden - Feb 15, 2007 8:49:49 am PST #5839 of 10001
I can't even.
JohnS, do you need some bosom corner time?
Is there another answer to that question other than "Yes, please!"
Because if there is, my mind is a blank.