Tara: That was funny if you've studied Taglarin mystic rites and... are a total dork... Riley: Then how come Xander didn't laugh?

'Selfless'


Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Topic!Cindy - Feb 15, 2007 8:32:45 am PST #5835 of 10001
What is even happening?

FYI: grapefruit juice interacts BADLY with a LOT of Rx medications. The upshot is that you end up overdosing yourself, even though you're taking the proper prescribed dosage.

I'm not on anything any more/now/yet, save steroidal nasal spray.


juliana - Feb 15, 2007 8:34:15 am PST #5836 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

My bosoms are not as impressive as the wimmins who've offered, but they are always available for comfort!

Apropos of everything, my iPod is playing me "I Love This Bar". I need to filk it for Bitches, I think.

We got cowboys, we got truckers
Broken-hearted fools and suckers
And we got hustlers, we got fighters
Early birds and all-nighters
And the veterans talk about their battle scars

Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar

I love this bar
It's my kind of place
Just walkin' through the front door
Puts a big smile on my face
It ain't too far, come as you are
Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar


tommyrot - Feb 15, 2007 8:45:16 am PST #5837 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

The Top Ten Best Darwinian Pick-up Lines!

Really, the only one I liked at all was the winner:

Is it subverting our genetic imperative if you cum all over my face?


Nora Deirdre - Feb 15, 2007 8:49:10 am PST #5838 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

ew! Man, I hate that c-word. ugh. UGH!

Anyway...

Still at home. Have not gone outside although Tom keeps trying to chip through the ice on our sidewalk. Limited success though. I have attempted to keep the morale of the shovelling troop going by making extra cheezy mac & cheese. Also, I have started a paper due on Tuesday so maybe I won't have to work on it all weekend long!


JohnSweden - Feb 15, 2007 8:49:49 am PST #5839 of 10001
I can't even.

JohnS, do you need some bosom corner time?

Is there another answer to that question other than "Yes, please!"

Because if there is, my mind is a blank.


Aims - Feb 15, 2007 8:50:51 am PST #5840 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

wraps JohnS in the sweet, warm, cushiony goodness


JohnSweden - Feb 15, 2007 8:55:53 am PST #5841 of 10001
I can't even.

wraps JohnS in the sweet, warm, cushiony goodness

This day started well, for a workday. Boss is on vacation today. Then some cow-irkers got irky and I acquired some crankiness.

All better now.


Aims - Feb 15, 2007 8:57:52 am PST #5842 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Contact with bosoms can take away the crankiness of anyone but the owner of said bosoms.


JohnSweden - Feb 15, 2007 9:03:19 am PST #5843 of 10001
I can't even.

Contact with bosoms can take away the crankiness of anyone but the owner of said bosoms.

Bosom contact really should be a two-way decrankifier. (Minors not included, some limitations apply where void by law.)


DavidS - Feb 15, 2007 9:03:32 am PST #5844 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Contact with bosoms can take away the crankiness of anyone but the owner of said bosoms.

Yeah, I got stuck in the corner of vice at the F2F and was thoroughly and pleasantly smushed in a pack of all-girl makeup session with extra added bosoms.