Spike: At least give me Wesley's office since he's gone. Angel: He's not gone. He's on a leave of absence. Spike: Yeah, right. Boo-hoo. Thought he killed his bloody father. Try staking your mother when she's coming on to you! Harmony: Well…that explains a lot.

'Destiny'


Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Glamcookie - Feb 15, 2007 8:19:15 am PST #5826 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

I HEART BOSOMS AND FERNET!!!!!

You guys sure know how to draw a girl out of lurking.


Aims - Feb 15, 2007 8:19:46 am PST #5827 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

t hefts up bosoms for AmyLiz to cry into

They're waterproof, bebe - cry all you want.


Amy - Feb 15, 2007 8:19:58 am PST #5828 of 10001
Because books.

You may use my bosom however you need to.

::sniffles::

A good double intendre always makes me feel better.


P.M. Marc - Feb 15, 2007 8:22:38 am PST #5829 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

::passes AmyLiz Fernet and bosom::


Daisy Jane - Feb 15, 2007 8:25:43 am PST #5830 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

You want I should smite him Amy? The smite is strong with me today.


Amy - Feb 15, 2007 8:26:55 am PST #5831 of 10001
Because books.

No, I can't have him smote. I need him to shovel the fucking driveway.

::blinks gratefully at Aimee and Suzi and Plei and ChiKat::


JohnSweden - Feb 15, 2007 8:28:06 am PST #5832 of 10001
I can't even.

This thread is sure sassy today. It's wonderful.

If Valentine's day has an effect like this, there should be one every year!


Aims - Feb 15, 2007 8:29:43 am PST #5833 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

JohnS, do you need some bosom corner time?


Steph L. - Feb 15, 2007 8:31:30 am PST #5834 of 10001
It's actually been a really hard year, when you stop and do the math. Eliot would cry, too, if it didn't take him seventy minutes of therapy, two cocktails, and a Sondheim medley before he can experience a human emotion through the haze of his PTSD.

Oh -- a day late, courtesy of SA (the link is courtesy of SA; the late is courtesy of me) -- Legion of Doom valentines!

My favorite is the Lex Luthor one.


Topic!Cindy - Feb 15, 2007 8:32:45 am PST #5835 of 10001
What is even happening?

FYI: grapefruit juice interacts BADLY with a LOT of Rx medications. The upshot is that you end up overdosing yourself, even though you're taking the proper prescribed dosage.

I'm not on anything any more/now/yet, save steroidal nasal spray.