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Angel: Connor, this is Spike and Illyria. Guys, this is Connor. Connor: Hi. umm...I like your outfit. Illyria: Your body warms. This one is lusting after me. Connor: Oh...no, I--I--it's just that it's the outfit. I guess I've had a thing for older women. Angel: They were supposed to fix that.

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§ ita § - Feb 15, 2007 8:18:22 am PST #5824 of 10001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm with Hec on the Trojan issue. Also, I have a few Trojan box sets, and now I have to listen to one. Which seems to be starting with the song that earwormed me as I was trying to sleep last night. Too lazy to FF.

Steph! That's adorable!

My partner in crime sent in the teenaged instructor (you know the one, Kristin) into the class I was teaching to bring me chocolate. And then she insisted on a hug and flashed me a coquettish look over her shoulder as she left.

Made a bad evening feel a little bit not as bad.

Ailleann - Feb 15, 2007 8:18:52 am PST #5825 of 10001

vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

So I've heard through the grapevine that IT's got a hairy eyeball on me over my internet usage. Blah. So I'll probably be around a lot less during the day. They don't understand that this means a significantly higher chance that I'll slaughter them all.

Glamcookie - Feb 15, 2007 8:19:15 am PST #5826 of 10001

I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

I HEART BOSOMS AND FERNET!!!!!

You guys sure know how to draw a girl out of lurking.

Aims - Feb 15, 2007 8:19:46 am PST #5827 of 10001

Shit's all sorts of different now.

t hefts up bosoms for AmyLiz to cry into

They're waterproof, bebe - cry all you want.

Amy - Feb 15, 2007 8:19:58 am PST #5828 of 10001

Because books.

You may use my bosom however you need to.

::sniffles::

A good double intendre always makes me feel better.

P.M. Marc - Feb 15, 2007 8:22:38 am PST #5829 of 10001

So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

::passes AmyLiz Fernet and bosom::

Daisy Jane - Feb 15, 2007 8:25:43 am PST #5830 of 10001

"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

You want I should smite him Amy? The smite is strong with me today.

Amy - Feb 15, 2007 8:26:55 am PST #5831 of 10001

Because books.

No, I can't have him smote. I need him to shovel the fucking driveway.

::blinks gratefully at Aimee and Suzi and Plei and ChiKat::

JohnSweden - Feb 15, 2007 8:28:06 am PST #5832 of 10001

I can't even.

This thread is sure sassy today. It's wonderful.

If Valentine's day has an effect like this, there should be one every year!

Aims - Feb 15, 2007 8:29:43 am PST #5833 of 10001

Shit's all sorts of different now.

JohnS, do you need some bosom corner time?

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