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'The Killer In Me'

Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers  

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Aims - Feb 13, 2007 3:40:31 pm PST #5396 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

How do you feel about older men?

I like them just fine, but my mommy says that I am betrothed to Owen. I met him. Pretty cute. Great taste in t-shirts. I think his sister is looking, though.

I didn't get my orange. Mommy says we're "out". Whatever. I'd make that "W" sign with my fingers if I knew what a "W" was.

I did get some cheese. And mommy is letting me watch "George" now. Which, I kind of like better.

Hey - what's a Slurpee?

(psssst...Steph.....you know nothing of hair rage until your own mother - a woman who curses 80's hairstyles as much as she curses The Gap for going "trendy" - gives you a mullet. IJS.)

Jessica - Feb 13, 2007 3:41:54 pm PST #5397 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

THE POWER!!!! AHAHAHAHA!!!! THE POWER!!!!

Is it wrong that I imagine you saying this in the tone of voice from the Spidey 3 trailer?

Topic!Cindy - Feb 13, 2007 3:44:29 pm PST #5398 of 10001
What is even happening?

Well, why don't you just ask your precious Owen, who looks a lot like me, but I'm taller, can read, and I'm going to be a scientist doctor astronaut builder teacher when I grow up.

Steph L. - Feb 13, 2007 3:45:06 pm PST #5399 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Is it wrong that I imagine you saying this in the tone of voice from the Spidey 3 trailer?

That's pretty much the voice I was using. With a little bit of Vincent Price thrown in for good measure.

Aims - Feb 13, 2007 3:46:33 pm PST #5400 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Well, why don't you just ask your precious Owen, who looks a lot like me, but I'm taller, can read, and I'm going to be a scientist doctor astronaut builder teacher when I grow up.

Wow. You're just as touchy as your mom when someone comments on how many usernames she's had.

Topic!Cindy - Feb 13, 2007 3:49:31 pm PST #5401 of 10001
What is even happening?

Oh, wait. Are you the chick whose mom is a boy? How'd that happen, anyhow? I'm very interested in science experiments.

Aims - Feb 13, 2007 3:52:06 pm PST #5402 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

How'd that happen, anyhow?

I've been told teleporter accident. We ran out of monkeys.

Here's a plan - let's you and me gather up the rest of the Buffista sprog and go get an island. I mean - they've been talking about it forever, but geez getting them to do anything as a group is like herding cats. That way - Clifford dog, Slurpees, and none of this "grounding" stuff.

Kind of like Lord of the Flies, but without the, ya know, killing.

Topic!Cindy - Feb 13, 2007 3:55:36 pm PST #5403 of 10001
What is even happening?

You're pretty smart, for 2. I'll bring the tivo. We'll never miss Clifford, again.

Errrrr. I'm not changing diapers. I can cook, though.

Aims - Feb 13, 2007 3:57:32 pm PST #5404 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Diapers do pose a problem. Hmmm.....

Topic!Cindy - Feb 13, 2007 3:59:36 pm PST #5405 of 10001
What is even happening?

What if we kidnapped one of the smaller adults -- one we could gang up on, so we wouldn't get pushed around?

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