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Spike: Heard what happened up top, offing your dad and all. Don't know if you know this, but, uh…I killed my mum. Actually, I'd already killed her, and then she tried to shag me, so I had to-- Wesley: Thank you. I'm…very comforted.

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Aims - Feb 13, 2007 3:40:31 pm PST #5396 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

How do you feel about older men?

I like them just fine, but my mommy says that I am betrothed to Owen. I met him. Pretty cute. Great taste in t-shirts. I think his sister is looking, though.

I didn't get my orange. Mommy says we're "out". Whatever. I'd make that "W" sign with my fingers if I knew what a "W" was.

I did get some cheese. And mommy is letting me watch "George" now. Which, I kind of like better.

Hey - what's a Slurpee?

(psssst...Steph.....you know nothing of hair rage until your own mother - a woman who curses 80's hairstyles as much as she curses The Gap for going "trendy" - gives you a mullet. IJS.)

Jessica - Feb 13, 2007 3:41:54 pm PST #5397 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

THE POWER!!!! AHAHAHAHA!!!! THE POWER!!!!

Is it wrong that I imagine you saying this in the tone of voice from the Spidey 3 trailer?

Topic!Cindy - Feb 13, 2007 3:44:29 pm PST #5398 of 10001
What is even happening?

Well, why don't you just ask your precious Owen, who looks a lot like me, but I'm taller, can read, and I'm going to be a scientist doctor astronaut builder teacher when I grow up.

Steph L. - Feb 13, 2007 3:45:06 pm PST #5399 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Is it wrong that I imagine you saying this in the tone of voice from the Spidey 3 trailer?

That's pretty much the voice I was using. With a little bit of Vincent Price thrown in for good measure.

Aims - Feb 13, 2007 3:46:33 pm PST #5400 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Well, why don't you just ask your precious Owen, who looks a lot like me, but I'm taller, can read, and I'm going to be a scientist doctor astronaut builder teacher when I grow up.

Wow. You're just as touchy as your mom when someone comments on how many usernames she's had.

Topic!Cindy - Feb 13, 2007 3:49:31 pm PST #5401 of 10001
What is even happening?

Oh, wait. Are you the chick whose mom is a boy? How'd that happen, anyhow? I'm very interested in science experiments.

Aims - Feb 13, 2007 3:52:06 pm PST #5402 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

How'd that happen, anyhow?

I've been told teleporter accident. We ran out of monkeys.

Here's a plan - let's you and me gather up the rest of the Buffista sprog and go get an island. I mean - they've been talking about it forever, but geez getting them to do anything as a group is like herding cats. That way - Clifford dog, Slurpees, and none of this "grounding" stuff.

Kind of like Lord of the Flies, but without the, ya know, killing.

Topic!Cindy - Feb 13, 2007 3:55:36 pm PST #5403 of 10001
What is even happening?

You're pretty smart, for 2. I'll bring the tivo. We'll never miss Clifford, again.

Errrrr. I'm not changing diapers. I can cook, though.

Aims - Feb 13, 2007 3:57:32 pm PST #5404 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Diapers do pose a problem. Hmmm.....

Topic!Cindy - Feb 13, 2007 3:59:36 pm PST #5405 of 10001
What is even happening?

What if we kidnapped one of the smaller adults -- one we could gang up on, so we wouldn't get pushed around?

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